batman farted so hes retarded

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Knock knock. Why do you say the words "knock knock" without actually knocking on the door?

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What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police your son died in a car crash.

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Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

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This is funny.

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Me and my wife set and watch the eleven o'clock news every night. My wife always thinks that she has the different disease that is mentioned each day. One night she was practically in tears telling me that she had the disease that was talked about that night. I looked at her and said "honey, there is no way that you have testicular cancer. You don't even have testiculars." The End

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Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

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Reading the Terms and Conditions

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What happened to him after he died? He got buried.

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Why can't white kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get soap in their mouths Why can't black kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get a beating until their butts turn black and blue and they'll start crying in pain

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What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

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Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

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Why did the Italian family have spaghetti for dinner? Thats the only thing they had in the house

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Eric is gay Ha

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Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was white

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You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

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an emo girl walked into a white room

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An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

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You're Like A Book I Want To Put You Down

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Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

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Gay jokes aren't funny Cum on guys

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What did the pineapple say to the cucumber? Nothing...the pineapple was incapable of speech, for twas only an infant.

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Anti Joke

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