Why did the guy in the wheelchair die? He was mauled by tigers.

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If a tree falls in the forest, does anyone hear it? no, but it was home to several endangered species that are now extinct

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How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

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what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

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Roses are red My balls are blue Get off Unless You want too

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knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

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Q. What is worse than being raped A. Being raped twice

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Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

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We are as to jokes as atheists are to religion.

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Several of our "name brothers" have been attacked threatened and questioned almost every night since when we last talked on the phone, it turns out that these people are not after me. But after you, they have no idea that I retired years ago, and while their information is limited, you got yourself someone that is selling information on the deep web intentionally, as far as we know he might be selling you out piece by piece, and as of this point, you might be in dire danger.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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Is it a bird, is it a plane?! No it's.... It's a bird.

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There were two blondes going to California for the summer, they are about two hours into the flight and the pilot gets on the intercom and says we just lost an engine but it is all right we have three more but it will take us an hour longer. A half hour later he gets on the intercom again and says we just lost another engine but its all right we have two more it will take us another half hour though. One of the blondes says "If we lose the two last engines we will be up here all day"

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven, one muffin says to the other; boy it's hot in here. the other other muffin doesn't reply because it's a muffin, muffins don't talk. Now consider that the first muffin was a squirrel, A TALKING SQUIRREL!

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? What did the black guy say o the white guy

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What do you call a person with no arms, legs, and teeth singing in the middle of the street while spinning? I don't know.

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Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

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what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

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A clueless chicken walks into a bar. Now being cooked on the BBQ.

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How do you spot a paedophile in a playground? You don't, there are usually a lot of adults around.

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Why did the white kid tear up while watching a segment on slavery? He got something in his eye.

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Why is my son so unhappy? Because I beat his mother violently in front of him

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I wonder what happen to John? Oh John I know what happen to him. What happened to him then? He was playing on the bridge and fell off on accident. Is he okay? Damn women of coarse he is not okay!!!

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What do you call an overly-sexual, chewbacca-like creature that smokes cocaine and shoots heroin, while beating its offspring? Mom.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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