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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

Your momma's so stupid that she might not have graduated from high school, ceasing her ability to have an educated job. Now, she makes minimum wage and can barely feed her son.

What do you call a black guy holding a crate of watermelons? a farmer

What happens when a Jew, a black man, and a Latino walk into the bar? The potential for racial humor.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Why did the teenager drink a beer? Because it was actually full of sizzurp

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

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Why did the black guy punch the white guy? They were both professional boxers.

A cat starts grooming itself How many sprinkles does it take to cover the moon Cabinet because whales live in water

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

What do you get when you mix Obama and Chief Keef? OBLLAMA

Whats black, white, and red all over? Hot sauce on a checkerboard.

What did the single guy do on Valentine's Day? Celebrate his birthday since he was born on the same day.

"I never want to see you again!" shouted Stevie Wonder to the genie in the bottle, as a young boy.

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What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

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Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

a man walk into a bakery, he sais... may i have a loaf of bread....

An artist walks into a bar and orders a rum and ckoe. The bartender reads the first sentence and realizes the artist is dyslexic and fixes him a rum and coke.

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