- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Women's rights.

Whats the hardest thing to have sex with? a goldfish.

Q.why did the monkey fall out the tree? A. it was dead Q. why did the second monkey fall out the tree? A. it was hanging onto the first one Q. why did the third monkey fall out the tree? A. peer pressure

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot for Arabian Air, idiot. What were you thinking?

Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

What is the Modern Day slave trade? The nba

Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

NASCAR being considered a sport.

Wanna hear a bathroom joke? YOU TRYIN' TO KILL US?!?

What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Extremely vulnerable to predacious animals such as Brown Bears and Grey Herons

What is white and can fly? A fridge that can't fly.

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Released some juice and burst its skin.

what do you do when you see the klu klucks klan ? act white

NO! Nero created the MULTIVERSE During the sixth day... And on the seventh... He did not get any sleep or rest either...¨ SO THE GREAT EXPLOSION OF ENDORPHIN'S WAS CREATED AND IT WAS GOOD! Moral:"Seriously, get lost, only the trio of the Gods Me,Myself, and I, are worthy of this tribulation!

What's long and black? A black hockey stick.

Why can't jesus hold skittles? They'd fall through his hands.

I once saw my grandparents making love.. that's why I dont eat raisens

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She compiled and saw the error of her ways.

A used condom filled with water and left on a radiator makes an ideal and inexpensive lava lamp.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing, shit went down so bad.

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and lasagna? I don't know,I'm asking you the question.

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