- Anti Joke

What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? Well, I couldn't understand them... It's hard to pronounce anything clearly when your mouth is full, which is why you don't eat and speak simultaneously.

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

A man walks into a bar and says ow. Two men walk into a bar, which is weird, because the second guy should have seen it coming.

Irish sobriety

Knock Knock! Who Is it? You, Tig

How do you make an elf sad? Murder his family.

why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

why dont you ever run over a black guy thats on a bike? because you will be sewed and also probably have the shit kicked out of you

What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

Why didn't Hitler go to heaven? He killed millions of jews and was an atheist.

Knock knock Who's there? Prosti Prosti who? Prostitute

Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy launched a flare. Nobody came.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

The Earth is a nice place to live.

I once did something.

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?