- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Scholars maintain that the translations to the chickens journal were lost in a hurricane hundreds of years ago. Therefore, the chicken crossed the road for unknown reasons and died knowing it had a dull, pointless life.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

What happened to the little boy who threw a spitball at the teacher? He was killed the next day when the teacher, who had a history of mental instability and schizophrenia, decided to go on a shooting rampage in class.

What did the boy get for his birthday? Older.

Did the single mother survive the plane crash? No.

what happens when a panther and a gorilla fight? i dont know i never seen it before.

why does the world spin? Chuck Norris says so

Why did the american block the road? Because he just ate at Mc donalds.

Why the kid fall of his bike? He got hit by a fridge.

What's the funniest part of a tomato? The skin.

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

How many kids with Asperger's does it take to change a light bulb? Tyrannosaurus lived in the Cretaceous Period.

Actually, Red Bull helps temporarily restore wakefulness when experiencing fatique or drowsiness.

What did the elephant say to the zebra? Nothing, elephants can't talk.

carn ehney bodie hellp mie with mine smellings?

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

if dragonflies have purple toe nails, then how many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? canada, because snakes don't have armpits!

Why was the little boy crying? Because he had an undescended testicle

why was sally the best at hid and go seek they couldn't find her body

What does a black guy and an apple have in common? They're both apples except for the black guy

Why did the teacher ask her student about the test? Because she was in the hospital the day of the test because her husband was hit by a rail road spike and died but she was so devoted to her job she wanted to know.

Why did the black man not get to go to the party that was filled with all white people? His mother had recently died and so he had proceeded to go to his mother's funeral instead of heading to his white bestfriend's party.

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