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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many stripes are there on a policeman's socks? None, policemen must wear regulation plain black socks.

a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

Why wasn't Steve paying attention in class? Because he was dead.

Why did the little girl keep running into things Because she was blind

A black man from Harlem walked in to a store. He then proceeded to buy a few items using money he had earlier procured by working dilligently.

This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

Why couldn't the child go to the park? He was a registered sex offender.

Roses are red, Violets are too. You're bleeding out, I stabbed you.

A duck and a chicken walk into a bar. How improbable.

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How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

A man goes to a petting zoo. He sees a zookeeper wrestling a bear. The bear kills the zookeeper and escapes from it's cage. It promptly mauls the rest of the staff and visitors at the zoo until it is shot by local police.

There is a famous joke, "What's black and white and re(a)d all over? A newspaper!" However, this is not featured on this website. Why? Because this is anti-joke.com, not joke.com - you moron

two tomatoes are running and one stops to tie its shoe and the other says "Catch up!" This begins to put the first tomato on the spot and he runs after the second tomato without finishing his shoe and he trips falls and dies of severe brain damage

What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

whats sad about a ton of blacks in a limo going off a cliff. they'll destroy the car

What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

One day a there was a guy walking down the street. If you thought this was a joke, you're wrong.

What starts with E and ends with lephant? Not giraffe

Roses are red, Violets are violet, hence the name Violets.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

There's two Cherys in a bath one chery asks the other one to pass the soap the other chery said what do I look like, a typewriter?

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

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