Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

What is the difference between a brick and a ginger? The entirety of their chemical make up and physical appearance.

How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

What's sad about a dog and it's owner dying in a car accident? They were on their way to the vet.

What's scarier than a ghost? Ur mum.

What's red and checkered and tells you to turn your music down? Michael

What do you call a black lady with big boobs? Oh, wait, it's just a fat black guy.

Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but it was delicious.

This is an anti-anti joke. I don't expect him to get it.

What do you call a man with ADHD ? A man with ADHD.

Knock Knock CUM IN!

"My grandmother has AIDS. They are really nice ladies." -joke by comedian Daniel Cupps

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

A midget and a jew walk into a bar. i forget the rest of the joke but your motheris a tramp.

Where's Wally? In a children's book.

what is orange? an orange

I agree Detroit sux. But the bulls suk too ya know

A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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