your mother is so fat that her doctor advised her to stick to a strict diet and exercise routine to help her lose weight

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two solely on her hair color, proceeds to kill them with a single shot glass. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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Smoke weed till i die nigga

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Why Lilly fell out of a cradle ? She had no arms.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood? I don't know. The woodchuck won't chuck wood.

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So my girlfriend comes back from Jamaica this weekend. There are as many hairs per square inch on your body as a chimpanzee.

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Knock knock Whos there Your Ma Your Ma who Your ma's in jail!!!

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why was the girl eating a pie , because she were hungry

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I feel like making a good joke.But i cant. YN

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Q: How do you turn a purple panda into a red panda A: Feed it grey poop and because it tasted so bad it got so mad it turned red.

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Roses are red Violets are blue And so avatars And so is blue paint

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Why did Princess Diana die? Because she deserved it!

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Roses are Red, They are also white, Infact nowadays with cross-pollination a hugely diverse number of different coloured roses are attainable.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Two blondes walk into a bar, but they are then puzzled as the door would not budge open for them.

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Once i was walking down the street when i saw a homeless man As i leant to give him money he jumped up and stabbed me. Now i don't approach drunk strangers with hangovers

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What would happen if Obama got reelected? The economy would turn to shit.

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Rap. Skate. Smoke.

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there once was a chicken it was yellow

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your girlfriend is so dumb she is clinically retareded

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

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A priest a rapist and a child molester walk into a bar. He orders a drink

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Why did Marilyn Manson surgically remove 2 ribs from his body? To suck his own penis.

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what did the jew get for christmas? nothing Jewish people don't celebrate christmas

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Anti Joke

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