Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

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A teen walks in on his parents having sex. He then vomits in his mouth and shuts the door.

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Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

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How do you make lady gaga cry? Give her bad romance haven't you heard this joke before......DUMBASS

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A father of four joins the military. He returns home after his service.

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Why does Hilter hate Jews? He's incapable of hating because he's dead.

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What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

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Two muffins in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says nothing, because muffins cannot talk.

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How do you drown in a tea cup? You find a big enough tea cup.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his village has been ravaged by small pox.

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What's hiding in Redfoo (from LMFAO)'s afro? Nobody knows...

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What's more annoying than reading a joke you can't understand? ?????

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why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

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Why do Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles always smile? Because they enjoy there life even though there both blind.

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Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

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What's worse than catching aids? - already having aids.

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Why couldn't the ten-year-old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13

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A guy comes home from work every day to his wife, who always seems miserable. He decides that her unhappiness is making him unhappy aswell, so he sits her down to talk things over. It turns out she is depressed because she can't get a job and the back wheels of her wheelchair are rusting.

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Why are people attacking the Jews we gave you so much things like: Television (Thomas Edison) Electricity (Thomas Edison) Weapons (Arvin Humbergs) Wifi (Edcolsin Vinstein) Be gr8 ful without us your nothing

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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You wanna hear a touching story? Once a pon a time you died. The end. (all anti jokes posted by me will be adressed with -blarg)

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A tree falls over on an old woman. Mysteriously, the woman lifts the tree up and walks away. A man is amazed by this, so he goes and asks the woman how she managed to lift the whole tree. She tells the man that he is an idiot an walks away. Later inspecting the tree, he realizes it is a small sapling weighing no less than 10 pounds

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