- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender served him a beer and said "why the long face?", to which the horse replied "neigh". The bartender was later fired for incompetence and serving beer to a horse.

how many strippers can you fit into a garage? as many as you wanted depending on the size of the garage, but after so many gathered in the same building it is a good probability that some strippers would leave.

The awkward moment when something of quite awkwardness occurs.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

What is holocaust victim's favorite food? Hamburgers.

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

The Morman Religion.

Roses are yanks hair Violets are yanks hair sobs and yanks hair I have tricolomania

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

3 blind mice walk into a bar. they have no idea of their surroundings and are quickly crushed to death.

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

Church.

When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

i got 99 problems.... and aids is one

What do you call a dead baby in a lunchbox? It doesn't matter he won't hear you.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a rapist.

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

Q: Why did the man have aids? A: He had unprotected sex with a man who had aids.

What did the man do when the woman broke up with him? He changed his facebook status to single.

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes......

why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

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