- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I've got a shotgun, Give me the money.

Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

1.....2.....3.....boom you died

The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

No because your face is really f***** up.

Why was Billy unhappy? He was molested by a black guy.

How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's

While your reading this. A man is robbing your home and sodomizing your dog

what do you tell a black man getting hit by a police baton? that is racial inequality, and you no longer have to take that due to Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.

What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

How do you make a blond cry? Rape her and kill her family.

A Black man and a Hispanic man were sitting in the back seat of a car. Who was driving? Their Asian friend who offered to take them to get lunch.

Q) A black man and a white man are playing a basketball game, who will win? A) The one who scores the most points.

What did one traffic light say to the other? Nothing, as traffic lights are incapable of thought as they are not living.

Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because his weekend was busy!

How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

What did the duck say when it saw a puddle? Nothing.Ducks are uncapable of speaking human speech.

i got 99 problems.... and aids is one

Why did the Liberal tell the truth? If one ever does we will have the answer.

Justin beiber..

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

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