- Anti Joke

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

Q: What do you call a black man running for congress? A: Congressional Candidate

What does karissas vagina taste like? Ask vantwon

What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

yo momma is so fat that she got diabetes and lost her legs

roses are red violets are twisted turn around bitch your about to get fisted

What's worse than getting in a car accident? Being turned into dust and swarmed by bees while on fire

What is the difference between a black man dead in the middle of the road... and a deer dead in the middle of the road? One is a human and one is an animal

Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Her tits are so big that they would provide adequate nourishment for any future offspring.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

roses are blue violets are red i messed up so f... this s..t

Who gives a shit? Justin Beiber.

What was so special about Anna Frank's diary? Nothing. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

what goes round , and round , and croaks? a blender in a frog.

What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

What do you call 47 black people dead at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible hate crime

How do you get your dog to stop peeing on the floor? SHOOT IT!!!

A baby seal walks into a club.