- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the patient with narcolepsy? It wasn't. The patients were treated due to moral obligations. But the doctors that laughed had either been fired or warned, depending on if there were previous reports of exploitation of patients.

A group of black people are arrested for murder, what do you need? A better prison.

Your mom is so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat outside, people notice a rather large woman who is enjoying the weather and wearing a yellow raincoat.

Why did the blonde ask the doctor if she should get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anal surgery is the only solution.

Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

why did the baby have a hole in its head? it was shot

Why couldn't Dumbo fly? Because he had just been killed by an African Poacher, and dead elephants can't fly. This is very sad.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Your son Your son who? Your son who’s sick of having a paranoid mother who won’t just open the door!

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

What's sad about the Holocaust? Lots of men, women, children were brutally murdered in horrible ways.

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

Your mom is over the average weight for a person of here height and age.

Q. How do you make a chicken dance? A. I don't know I was asking you.

Why did the boy fail his math test? Because his Mother threw a refrigerator at him.

why are balck people black because they are

Basically copying you.

Knock Knock Who's there? a tree

Lil Wayne's rapping career

A duck walks into a bar and is immediately shot to prevent the spread of bird flu.

Why did the black guy get hit by a train? I strapped him to the tracks

Why did Sidney drop her ice cream? A refrigerator fell on er

Womens basketball

Q. Why did the man die? A. Natural Causes

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