Why did the black man go to KFC? Ever since the economic downfall Kentucky Fried Chicken is the only remaining food dispensary in a 5 miles radius.......and hes black

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Patient: I thonk I'm gonna die Doctor: well will ya hurry up and die already? I've got to treat a kid with a paper cut.

What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What do you call 47 black people dead at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible hate crime

Q: What do you call a black man running for congress? A: Congressional Candidate

What does karissas vagina taste like? Ask vantwon

How do you get your dog to stop peeing on the floor? SHOOT IT!!!

What's worse than getting in a car accident? Being turned into dust and swarmed by bees while on fire

Q: What's bad about 4 asians getting shot? A: There could've been five

what goes round , and round , and croaks? a blender in a frog.

Her tits are so big that they would provide adequate nourishment for any future offspring.

roses are red violets are twisted turn around bitch your about to get fisted

Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

What is the difference between a black man dead in the middle of the road... and a deer dead in the middle of the road? One is a human and one is an animal

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

yo momma is so fat that she got diabetes and lost her legs

a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

Who gives a shit? Justin Beiber.

no jokes left :( ill try to make some more the ones with nude in my comments is mine

What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

What was so special about Anna Frank's diary? Nothing. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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