WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

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How do you get a baby out of the blender? Pour it

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A dog walks into a bar. He's a service animal, so this is allowed.

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What did the bartender say to the fat guy? Hi

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what did the apple say to the peer... I taste better !!

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How did the Jew escape the concentration camp? He didn't he was caught and put in the gas chamber.

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What is black and hangs from a white supremacists tree? His kids tire swing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

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What kind of drugs should you take when you are too stressed? Fabulous secret magic drugs, makes all your problems go away... TRY IT! try it! TRY IT! try it! TRY IT! try it! Warning: When you take drugs, you are taking a very big DRUG.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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What has four legs in the morning, three at noon, and two in the evening? A baby with leprosy.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

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What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

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What's the difference between a car tyre and 365 used condoms? One is a Goodyear. The others a fucking great year!!! San2

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Thank you so much Nero, I have read it and I am crying because I am happy, at first I was worried because I have never cried out of happiness before. But its over. Nero, you underestimate yourself a lot, promise me we will work with that together, sometimes you almost convince me you are as inferior as you say, but then you get out of your shell of doubt your past has caused in you (its not you when you doubt yourself its what they put in you), you are always there when people need you, teach me hypnosis someday and let me remove that part of you which does not allow you to believe in yourself. Dont reply Nero, calm down and sleep, I feel you are allright, I just know.

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What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

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Johnny is walking around school when he sees a kid crying. He asked the kid what he was crying about and the kid said " I was trying to talk to a girl"

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Useful Information: *2+2=5 *4+4=9 *6+6=13 Q: Given this information, how many fingers am I holding up? A: It was a trick question. Batman didn't open the door.

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I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

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Q:How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? A:Depends on the volume of said tub.

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A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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What happens when a girl sticks her head in a birthday cake? She gets a toothpick stuck in her eyebrow. Trust me..I know.

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A Chinese man a Mexican and an American are all on a plane. They are all trying to get rid of stuff they have to much of in their country. The chinese man throws out a bowl of rice and says " we have to many of these in our country" the mexican throws out a taco and says " we have to many of these in our country" the American throws out the mexican and says "we have to many of these in our country"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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