You are walking down the street. You see 3 black people and you don't talk to them because they are complete strangers.

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What do you get if you cross an angle with an antelope? An anglelope.

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how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

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Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, And if one alcoholic should one day stroll along: There'll be no more bottles hanging on the wall.

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Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

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Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

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Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

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What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

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A man gets pushed in to a pole...

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Want to hear the funniest joke in the world? I forget how it goes but it ends with the abolishment of slavery.

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want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

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what do you call ten white people on a bench ten white people sitting on a bench, possibly eating their lunch

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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Why was the napkin wet? Some water was on it

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's the government, your home is being repossessed.

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When geese fly in the "V" shape, why is one side longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

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How many women does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Usually just one, and a ladder.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing he died.

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do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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