Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What's big, purple, and smells like children? Barney

What did the tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches.

whats green and has wheels? a green tractor.

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why wasnt the baby cute? -because it was dead

I asked a girl on a date. She said no.

catastrophic anthropogenic global warming

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

Q. Why was six afraid of seven? A. Because seven raped a three year-old child.

Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth, she has lacked a jaw.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was an animal with a small brain and could not comprehend the situation.

So I'm balls deep in this 9 year old...

What is the difference between a seal and an armadillo? They are both aquatic animals, except for the armadillo.

I have suicidal thoughts

Why couldn't the prostitute give a proper blow job..... She had no lips

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

What do you do when your condom breaks during sexual intercourse? Get AIDS.

What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

What is green fuzzy and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.. Q: Why didn't she have any arms? A: 50. Cal... Q: Wait where'd she go? A: I don't know there's a helicopter in my scop- wait what the f**k is going on?.... TO: CoD 4 Players -Ap

i have a christmas tree.

Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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