I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! In for a penny, in for a pound. I'm Donald Trump!

If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

what did the woman call the man who ate Ham? A Pig

How fast do Jews cook? It depends how many you have in the oven at once.

yo mama soooooooooooo fat that she should be concerned of the incressed risk of dibties

You know what they say... Big feet Lawn-mower

i got 99 problems.... and aids is one

Knock knock. Who is their? Grammar. Grammar who? Of course you don't know.

my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

Why did the man take off his pants A: because they were uncomfortable to sit in

What did the black guy say to the Jewish guy when it began to rain? It's raining.

You know what is totally sick? A person with stage II cancer.

Billy: Hey Timmy, you're so fat your high school picture was an aerial photograph Timmy: Oh yeah? Well you're so fat when you tried to take that photograph the helicopter pilot told you to get out because you're too fat

Why did the garbage man cross the road? He was doing his job.

A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

whats the diffrents beetween a footballer and a hat nothing i lke chesse

Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale she exclaimed "wow, i'm overweight" she then proceeded to eat a cupcake to mask her pain.

Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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