Turkey Balls

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What did the dog say to his own poop? You gonna eat that?

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Q.what did god say when he made the first black person? A.oh shit i burnt it.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Its 2 in the morning Go the f+%& to sleep.

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Penis chickens

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What's worse than biting into a worm in your apple? Being run over by a stampede of elephants

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Whats Yellow And Cant Swim A Bulldozer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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Why was the boy in the hospital? He was visiting his grandmother, she had cancer and the doctor gave her 3 months to live.

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So there was a jewish guy, a black guy, and a white guy all sky diving. They all had an amazing time and they all went to a bar later to talk about what they just had experienced.

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What's green and has wheels? The Holocaust. I lied about everything.

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Why was the Jew sad Because it was Christmas.

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if any1 wants contact with me, nina, call me on my cell at 879-555-0934 im looking for a short, chubby man with a hungering taste of mexican taste

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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How do you sneak Jews across the border? In an ashtray.

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Cuz she had no arms! B I T C H

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So I was banging this French chick the other day and I couldn't understand what she was saying Turns out I raped her.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. It started raining and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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What does Mr. Newell have? - Diabetes. Mr. Newell has diabetes.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

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AHLTFKCITAWKSHTC

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What is the greatest lie ever? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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why did the little girl throw a clock out of the window? because she wanted to see time fly

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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