Why did lil' Jenny fall off the swing? She had no arms.

how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

Why is Finnish taxi driver smiling while driving? He's happy.

whats white jizz

This is an anti-joke.

roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

Why did the loser end up in hospital? Because he was smoking glue.

women's rights

how do you finish a 30000 piece puzzle you search for cheat codes

Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

Jims family is having a picnic. Jim goes and gets his food. shortly after he drops his food. Jim is really sad and goes and gets more food. Jim is black

How did the blind man escape the mugger? He ran into a bus.

Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

whats worse than falling off of your bike? thats as bad as it gets,try to think of something else

Why did the submarine crash? Someone opened the window

knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

What comes after 69? mouthwash

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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