Q: What do you do when you see a half dead black guy on your front lawn? A: Call the ambulance because he is dying

Kindness is like peeing in your pants, Everyone can see the results, but only You can feel the warmth

the bible

What do you call people who play dance dance revolution? Dancers

Do you feel lucky punk, well do ya? ..Umm i'm sorry :/ I'm not gay!... I'm into chicks...you know?!

There is no I in team... But there is a u in suck. There is no I in team, but there is in awesome

There was once a man with a penis so huge, his girlfriend liked their sexual experiences very much. A year later they got married and had kids, however the man got fired from his accounting job and it all went downhill.

Once upon a time, there was a Y O U M A D and they all lived happily ever after.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

Q: Whats worse than finding 10 babies in a trash can? A: Finding 1 baby in 10 trash cans!

What happens when you try to rescue a cat from a tree? It jumps on your face, falls down, and dies.

I used to be an adventurer like you, until old age slowly took away my ability to move and go adventuring

how do you stop a gang of black people from raping a white woman? throw a basketball

What do you call a dinosaur when it gets out of a pool? Wet.

y u no like me joke?

nock nock who's there is me u idiot we aranged this yesterday

A man walks in a bar he talks to the bartender aand he tells him a joke about him and hs friends. how do you find out his name? You killl the bartenders friends and family untill he talks.

why wont me daughter eat my feces

Yo mama is so poor she used the welfare system and is a family of 4 and has a successful business now

I like poop in my butt

oh hi, i'm an idiot, i mean mitt romney

Brock is a massive b00b who likes da siiiiiii

Knock, knock. Whose there? A Mountain Lion wait...what

I HATE G-SPOT AND BTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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