What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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Why did nobody bother to help the old lady cross the road? Because her actions in recent years had given rise to considerable division and ill-feeling within the community.

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A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

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SBB

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Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

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What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

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Why did the boy scratch his back? A:because it was itchy.

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Why isn't this joke funny? Because it has no point.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

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How long would it take for a clock to reach 12 It depends on which 12 it is going to land on and which time zone you are in but yet most clocks are not correct so it is very hard to tell

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What's taters, precious? The potato is a starchy, tuberous crop from the perennial Solanum tuberosum of the Solanaceae family.

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Fucked up quotes: "When walking trough hell, keep going!" (I just turn back and walk the other way thank you, I mean worst case I walk trough heaven right?" "Never give up, ever ever ever ever ever..." (Ill just end it with etc because I gave up something as hard as... Typing?) "Curiosity killed the cat" (Translated: "Curiosity kills, stay inside forever" What?)

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Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes to step on trampolines.

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What's the best Anti-Joke ever? I don't know, but it's NOT this one.

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Q: What did the angry German man say to the Ameican? A: I dont know, I can't speak German!

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Your mom is so fat, that last night after reading and edition of Cosmo, she skipped dinner and cried herself to sleep due to her inability to live up to such an unrealistic feminine stereotype.

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The opposing forces behind all human beings is not light vs darkness, not good vs evil, but fear vs ' love. Whatever is overwhelmingly good for one person, is evil to many. Overwhelming darkness wont allow you to see. Overwhelming light will make you blind. You can never fear overwhelming love. You can never love overwhelming fear. These are the true polar opposites, part of all emotion that drive the human being.

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knock! knock! Whos there? Chris Hansen..

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Knock Knock Whos there? The Police, your mother just died of bowel cancer.

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why did the blonde get caught shop lifting? she wasnt a very good theif

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numbers just make the funniest antijokes

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A blonde woman with her son are in walmart , as they approach the food and beverage section , they see a mexican man looking at the eggs. The man asks for help from the blonde woman about egg quality. She says ABD Eggs are the best so the mexican guy chooses that. Upon leaving the little boy points to the mexicans guys hat and shouts "ALIENS !" the mother gets really embarassed and shouts at her son for his behaviour and says it is not right. The mum gets relieved that she say that the mexican guy could not hear since he was listening to music. Upon the way out the mum spots a purplish liquid dripping out of the mexican guys hair. She asks him and he replies "Its the hair gel". The blonde and son nods and continues on their lives. - AK

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