What's city is in New York New York City

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Why did the chicken cross the road??? Suicide.

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Why cant your mom breathe She chockin on my D**K

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Why does Charlie Sheen do cocaine? Because his father was a poor role model and he's an unstable celebrity.

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a blond a her blond boyfriend were walking acrossed a river. she gose over the river but the ramp brecks when she's past. her boyfriend says wait until night and I'll get a flashlight and shine it acrossed get on the light beem and walk acrossed.she says no when I'm haf way acrossed you will turn the light off.

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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager's heart skipped a beat, and he locked himself inside his office, trembling with fear and confusion. Yes, it was plausible that a beast such as that could point to a random entry on the menu, and it was physically possible for it to pull the trigger of the gun (and, at such close proximity to the waiter, it would be pretty hard to miss him), but it was shocking and altogether disturbing to hear such an animal speak in human language, much less vernacular English.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because that's where all of the other chickens are.

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Why was the blond stupid? She wasnt, its just that everyone loves stereotypes

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Yo mama is so old, she might die soon! - Louis

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they work hard at it

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A guy walks into a bar, unfortunately for him, he walked in on a huge bar fight and managed to get the hell knocked out of him as he entered the door.

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How did the boy break his hand? He slammed it in a car door.

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Why did the little kid fall down? He was pushed

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Bill Gates, Jeff Bezos and Elon Musk die and find themselves standing before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. Actually, that's just speculation. No one really knows what happens when you die. Most likely your consciousness simply stops, and you cease to exist, an eternity of oblivion. But most people can't face this possibility so we have made up comforting stories to attempt to ease our collective fear of death.

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What bird can lift the most? i do not know, I suggest asking an Ornithologist

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What is the different between going to church and reading a newspaper? You can take your shoes off when you read a newspaper.

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Q: How many dead babies does it take to fill a mixing bowl? A: There is an infinite amount of answers to this question depending on the sizes and shapes or the dead babies, so lets assume that an average would probably be about 4 babies that dies just as the left the mother.

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Your momma is so old, it is likely that she will pass away in the near future, and I would recommend you to spend some quality time with her.

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why didn't paul ride the horse? he was busy

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What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

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"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

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why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

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How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

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How did the black person die? Of old age

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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