- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q) What is the difference between an elephant and a toaster? A) Do you seriously not know the difference between an elephant... and a toaster?

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and the holocaust? A pile of dead babies isn't funny

what d you call three arabs walking through the desert? dehydrated.

what do you call a black man that killed somebody? a murderer.

Why do people poke people on facebook? Because they have no friends and will die alone

This is the concept of anti-joke.

Snow White found a magic lamp in the middle of the forest. She rubbed it and became pregnant because the spout was a penis.

sex with dead people. they can't say no;)

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness. Oh come on in, I would love to learn more about your religion.

Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

What did the plane say to the other plane? Boy, those towers fall!

A little boy was taken away in a black van with the promises of candy and a puppy of his very own. What he received? That fore mentioned, and more. The more? Ass rape

What's worse than the haulocost? Not much.

Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, and died of cancer

What did the salami say to the ham? Nothing; meat can not talk

what do you call a toddler with a gun? uninteresting

Friends are like snowflakes, they go away when you pee on them.

A Christian and an Atheist are sitting next to each other in a bar. C: Sad you don't believe in God, 'cuz you'll go to hell after your death. A:I don't believe in hell neither..

Scientists have discovered that the state of your hunger can affect what you say. For example, whether you choose to say ‘I’m hungry,’ or, ‘I’m not hungry,’ is based upon how hungry you are.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens have no sense of direction, he might have thought he was in wal-mart for all I care.

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What did the Buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor? Monks do not speak.

what do you get if you put a baby in a microwave? an erection

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