- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your dads so fat he needs to go on a diet

if life gives you the back.. TOUCH HER ASS

Your mother is so stupid that she claimed the pole ran into her.

Why was the blonde confused? Because she had 10 second memory loss.

Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

Albert your flies undone.

A cowboy rides into town and stays the weekend but then leaves on Wednesday, how is this possible? He was alive for the weekend and died on Sunday, his body left on Wednesday. Now get a job and be happy with your life.

What is purple and rhymes with apple? Nothing

Why a man without hands and without legs want to stay in a barrel? He actually doesn't, but is unable to get out of it.

Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

A Minister a Priest and a Rabi walk into a bar, they are not setting a very good example.

A jew goes into a church. Yolo.

Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have multi-personality disorder. Patient: Which one of us?

yo mama so fat, she got more chins than china town

Knock knock "Who's there?" Blood on the Dance Floor "Ha!"

The $5.00 Foot-long at Subway's is actually $5.45 due to tax.

someone says they've been "dying laughing"... no they haven't; they're quite capable of still breathing and functioning in every day life.

Q: Why is 8 afraid of 9? A:Because 9 killed 8's family

What did the alcoholic say to the blind man? Nothing. But he beat his wife and kids savagely.

Why is Brendan stupid. Because he's mentally retarded due to the fact he was dropped as a chil.d

What did Valerie get for her birthday? Nothing. Because no one loves her

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the seat next to you? A: Whatever his name happens to be.

What happened at the 21 year old's birthday? She tried alcohol for the first time. She partied. She danced, She's dead. Open case.

My friend was driving me home from a party, and was quite drunk. I was relieved that we did not get into a car crash.

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