- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

Two latino men are drinking at a bar. Suddenly, one man falls off his barstool, unconscious. Later that day, he was diagnosed with pancreatitis, and died never having dealt with his severe alcoholism.

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What do you call Ed Milliband after he's been decapitated? Dead Milliband.

How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

A priest, a rabbi and a proctologist walk into a bar. Why is there a bar lying in the middle of the sidewalk?

whats black white and red all over an abused child

Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

How do you make a 4 year old cry? You tell him all his family died in a horrible plane crash.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a red corvette? i don't have a red corvette in my garage

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Drumset.

What did the down syndrome girl get for christmas? Cancer.

carn ehney bodie hellp mie with mine smellings?

Why did the boy fail his midterm? he didnt study.

Why did the clown want a new bike? Don't ask me, clowns are allowed to want things too

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roses are red. vilets are blue. I'm getting hungry. make me some food...bitch.

What did jesus REALLY say while walking on water? "I really hope I find a nice patch of sand to swim in."

What was so funny about my sister getting raped? Nothing, there's never anything funny about someone getting raped, especially when it is a close friend or family member

My life is a dream in of itself.. inception???

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