Roses are red Violets are blue Im tired Cheese on toast

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What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

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What is the name of Helin Keller's street, state and pet Street: Mahhehb State: Hahgre Pet: habdsa

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What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

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Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

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What did the chair say to the guy? Nothing, as it is a chair and chairs can't talk

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

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Why wasn't Abraham Lincoln a good president? Because he got shot in the head and died.

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What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

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I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

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what did the boy in the blue hat do? wear his blue hat

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kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? Hoefuwpugosihfioapfsoihosw[

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Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

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What's hiding in Redfoo (from LMFAO)'s afro? Nobody knows...

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What's big and juicy and liked to be sucked by women? A penis.

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poopoo

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like this if you think what ever you want to..

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Women. One of the genders a human can be.

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Why did the man fail to enter the CAPTCHA phrase correctly? Because he was actually a bot, and bots are typically prohibited from accessing information on most public web sites.

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Anti deep thoughts, by Fabian Monge'. The other day while parked at a stop light i was looking in the rear view mirror at the person who was blowing his horn at me. I then realized that while i was looking back at him the light had been green for a while. I then thought that i had better drive forward because i was holding up traffic, and that it was very selfish of me to waste other peoples time like that while wondering what was going on behind me instead of what was happening in front of me. In the time it took for me to come to this conclusion, i had wasted another few seconds of someones time. How very selfish of me.....

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why was the fat man excercizing? because he was a fatass and no one liked him

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2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

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Q. What happened to the man that kept an open hand? A. He is in jail because he beat his family

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Anti Joke

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