A man name Bill works 12 hours a day at a warehouse, almost everyday a week. It is a hard job but Bill does it to support his beautiful wife of many years. Bill thinks the long hard days are worth every moment he gets to spend with her. One night, after a hard day, he comes home to find another man in bed with his wife. Bill begins to sob and yell "I work 12 hours a day at a warehouse....." His wife yells back. "We already read this part, get to the punchline".

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Knock knock Who's there? (Punch the listner in the face)

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

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Why is there such a big box because there is some writing down here :)

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy, was he? No, because he had cancer.

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A blonde a red head and burrnett was on a island, heres there diolouge. Red:lets have a breast stroke race. bothe burnett and blonde:ok. The red head gets to the next island 1st and waits 2hrs,then the burnett comes up. Red:what took u so long? Burnett:i got hit by some waves.. they both wait weeks and weeks. the blonde comes . red and burnett: what took u long? Blonde:umm.... YOU GUYS CHEATED!! YOU USED UR HANDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's up with airplane food? Well I am a big fan of peanuts, so nothing

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

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What is the delicate way to start talking about your penis? ...that wasn't it.

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YOLO

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How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

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If you're head weren't attached to your shoulders... you'd be dead.

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Knock Knock!! Who's there? Dyphis, say goodbye to your kids.

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What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

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If everyone in China jumped up and down at the same time they would lose all credibility as a nation for organising such a pointless excursion.

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How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

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What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

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What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

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Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

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Sex education in Texas.

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why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

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What did the kid with cancer get for christmas. Nothing. He was Jewish.

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what is worse than the holocaust. interracial relationship, cough..... oli

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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