- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A pigeon walks into a bar. Someone left the door opened.

Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

Knock Knock the door's open, come in

Where did the duck hide its pail? UNDER THE STAIRS!!

Why did the boy go to his room? Because his father told him to.

Q: What did Nala say to Simba during the stampede? A: Nothing. She was nowhere to be found during that scene.

Whats Black and White and Red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Q. How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A. That obviously depends on the size of the bathtub and each individual infant.

What if the rest of you value something wrong?

Why did Jane break up with DeShawn? Cause they grew apart

Your mom is over the average weight for a person of here height and age.

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

Ellen: Knock knock Steve: Who's there? Ellen: Banana Steve: Banana who? Ellen is offline and can't receive messages right now.

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

A man walked into a bar, therefore beginning a lifetime of alcoholism that would slowly tear his family apart.

I do not want to know, you want to TELL ME so that I can increase the potency of the hypnotic suggestion by... Lets say... A number that if I said would work instantly? I wrote CONDOMS ARE FOR PUZZIES... Which kinda makes sense... Just a line, from the worst game ever.

Q: What do a dead cat and a flower have in common. A: Nothing, just go away.

What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

What is white and smells like wood? White painted wood

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