What's a word that describes someone annoying, black, starts with an N and ends with a R? Nagger

What do you call a man with no legs, and one arm? Whatever his name happens to be.

Why was the black child found dead in water? He was raped and thrown into a river.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This is a Poem, your Adopted

What's worse than a rainy day? Rape.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

Whats black and yellow and makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers driving of a cliff

Obama holds the most records for Multikills with Drones. Mu-mu-muuuultiiikilllll.

How do you stop a black man from committing a crime? You throw him a basket ball.

why couldnt justin beiber get into the club? because hes not legal

Whats yello and cant swim A bus full of dead children in a lake

What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

What do you call a fish with one eye? A fish

Who enjoys hearty wank sessions with friends and long walks on the beach? David Cameron.

Roses are red Violets are blue Trash gets dumped Just like you

What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

Knock knock. Who's there? Obama. Obama who? Barack Obama, President of the United States. I was wondering if I could borrow a cup of sugar. I'm baking cookies for my family, because they really like my cookies.

roses r nice violet are fine all be the 6 and you be 9

whats red and smells like cherries red cherries

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What do you call a man with no arms? A: A Man with no arms.

A black man is driving down the road in a van, and pulls up to a little a girl and says excuse me Miss. The girl replies Ok Ok I will get the car just dont hurt me The black guy says I dont want you to get in my van im taking your mom on a date.

A. Where was Sally during the boston marathon bombing? Q. Everywhere. www.facebook.com/wowedgy

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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