Why did the man commit a serious crime? Because he couldn't think of any funny crimes.

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I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

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Nero, I am happy to hear from you again, but it kinda sounds like you are going to get yourself killed or something. Is there something else I can do? If that asshole is suffering, kill him after he is done doing it, I am done with that piece of shit. Honestly, what is going on Nero? You are not going to suicide or something are you? Please respond, right away, or I wont call your wife.

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How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

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Q. What do you get when you cross a man, a bear and a pig? A. ManBearPig

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what did the rooster get for his birthday? nothing

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whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

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How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

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roses are red violets are blue .no one cares about you, your a jew.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

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What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

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What happens when you roll a quarter down the street in Mexico? It rolls for a small period of time but eventually it falls over and stops rolling because quarters aren't able to roll very far on imperfect surfaces.

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How do you fit 94 jews in a volkswagon? two in the front, three in the back, and 89 in the ash tray

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Q. How many Jews can you fit in a car? A. Four, I drive a Volkswagen Jetta

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Q: Why did the boy eat an apple? A: A strong man stuffed it down his throat.

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FIONN'S LIFE

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There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

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When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

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Why did the boy drop the ice cream? Because he had a seizure.

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bryden is a faggot

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Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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Q: What kind of time is it when you fall from a ladder and are moments from landing straight on a operational circle saw? Moral: ITS TIME TO SPLIT!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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