Why did the weird, creepy old man in the beat up van give ice cream to the little girl? Because his company went bankrupt and as part of a court order, he was thereby forced to give away the remaining contents of his inventory to those who seeked it.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because seven threatened to murder his family

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know I'm not a mind reader.

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Your mother is so fat, she tried to suicide because she was unhappy with her weight. She tried a diet and it didn't work; she suffers from depression and went to see a doctor about her weight. Life is getting worse for your mother and she is starting to develop diabetes. Your relatives and cousins are going to the hospital to visit her sometime this week; the doctor says she only has about a week left before she passes away.

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rofl lol, the joke below me has made my computer offer to translate this page. It thinks it's in Spanish

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the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

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What do you call a black pope? Catholic.

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You know what's funny? Rape

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Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? feel the other side of the worm in his mouth

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had celebral palsy.

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roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

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What's worse than the holocaust? Giovanna Plowman.

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How do you hook up with a really hot chick? This website is intended for Anti-Jokes, Not Dating Advice.

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What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

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name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

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Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

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Why was the giant scorpion sad? Because the Holocaust killed his entire family.

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

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i need teepee for my bunghole! jlr

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A pigeon walks into a bar. Someone left the door opened.

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Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

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