- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

What do you call a black priest? Holy s***

Roses are red,violets are blue, dont read my words, says the ring of lords.

Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

Hey! What dhujv hushichk jgdwrggy man? Go home Sally, you're drunk

Knock knock, Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana Smith, I'm here for the Smith Family Reunion.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

Why was Timmy crying when he got home? His family was dead in a pile with a pitchfork going through each of their bodies

why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

Why is it irrelevant whether someone is a twat or not? Love your neighbour.

Yo momma is so stupid that the only test she passed was the mental retardation test.

why couldnt the man dunk? because he was 3' 2" and a legal midget.

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

What did the man say to the woman before he had sex with her? "May I have sex with you, please?"

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

What's brown and smells like shit? Brown colour. I'm synesthetic.

What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

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