What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Why did the little boy cry? Because he was badly burnt in a house fire.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Gay republicans

thumb_up thumb_down -3

What is the best part about being in bed with twenty eight year olds? There are twenty of them

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Two planes walk into an office building

thumb_up thumb_down -3

What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Whats worse than the Holocaust. A worm in your apple.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing Jenga on September 11th.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

What is Wonder Woman's drug of choice? Heroine.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Chris:"knock, knock" Rhianna:"owwww..." Chris:"open da door" Rhianna:"so u can punch me in the face" Chris:"duhhh, I jus got brass knuckles"

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

How do you torture Helen Keller? Tie her down and plant a bamboo seed under her.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

What does a homeless man get for Valentines Day? Divorce papers

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Your momma is so old, it is likely that she will pass away in the near future, and I would recommend you to spend some quality time with her.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Where's the best place to gather black people to roleplay as prison victims for a documentary? Prison or the Graveyard.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

a man walks into a bar after a long day at work, and asks for a drink. he finishes, pays the bill and leaves a handsome tip for the bartender and heads home.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

roses are red violets are blue i suck at poems i like your boobs

thumb_up thumb_down -3

a kid walks into a room and confesses to his mother he is gay the mother then repeatedly beats him until he is bleeding out of both ears then leaves him there to think about what he just said.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Why didn't little Timmy get anything for Christmas? He was an orphan living on the streets.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

What do you get if you cross a fairy cake with some boiled parsnips? Fladgemuffin

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops