- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

Two muffins are in an oven. Neither of them talk due to the fact that they are muffins and are inanimate, therefore denying them the ability to talk.

Why did the boy fall off the swings? He had no arms.

Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

what did the cop say to the robber... freeze bitch hope you like prison food and penis

A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy are all sitting on a park bench. They share several minutes of uncomfortable silence due to cultural differences.

Q. How did the blind man cross the road A. By an abmulance which took him to the hospital because his first attempt to cross was unsuccessful and the hospital was conventeintly located on the other side of the road.

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The three of them discuss theology for quite some time and then begin approach various patrons with invites to attend their respective Sunday services.

What's redder than a red apple? 2 red apples

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Nothing. His parents are dead and Santa doesn't exist.

What do you call a horse with bread on its ears? Boris, because that's his name.

Stealth baseballs record

It's not just a boulder. It's a rock! A rooooocckk!

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow And daisies can be a wide variety of colours.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

aodhan hearty is a fruit fly

Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

a black man is chasing a white man,, "sir you dropped your wallet'!!

What's Funny About A Black Man Being Shot? Nothing, That Man Was My Friend.

What do you get if you cross a motorway with a lawnmower? Killed.

Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

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