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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

If I tell you that seeing you happy, is my main motivation towards accepting right now, would you believe me?

A black guy, Jewish guy, Chinese guy and a normal guy walk into a bar. They were all normal but the race of the last guy could not be easily determined.

Why did the Catholic Priest get arrested? Tax-evasion.

What did the rabbit buy the Jewish duck for Hanukkah? Nothing, animals don't celebrate holidays.

Whats worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? 2 Holocausts.

A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

The $5.00 Foot-long at Subway's is actually $5.45 due to tax.

What is the reward for the pimp who banged a bitch? HIV

What happens when you spend far too much money in a gambling machine during a solar eclipse on a leap year? You get poor.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

Don't believe in Atheists.

Why couldn't the surgeon perform surgery? Because he was in court being sued due to the fact that he administered too much anesthesia to a patient, who later died of overdose..

Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? Because they weren't invented when he was alive.

your mother is so fat that she got brain damaged from cardiac arrest and now needs medical care for the rest of her life.

What is worst about the great white shark? It's hundreds of sharp teeth, strong tail, or subtle racism? Probably the teeth.

you gay?

A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

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