what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

What is the difference between a baby and a tree? Its not illegal to hit one with an axe

Hey connor and brett its ben, you are both at my house

why were the African, Asian and Mexican men thrown out of the bar the barman was a racist

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

101 ways to annoy people 1.) lying about having a 101 ways to annoy people

What do you call a Mad Cow? Dead. Pst, Mr.Cobb if your reading this- Hola.

What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

How do you stop the skunk from smelling, you rip it in half and bury the body therefore stopping the smells from escaping.

Why was the white man's baby black? The mother was black.

Antijokes...

What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

Why did the girl fall of the swings? Because she has no arms.

what happened at the end of the korean marley and me? dinner

Black guy something something. Anti-racist punchline.

Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Q: What was the proctologist doing on the street? A: He was observing the assfault.

Get some flipping new jokes people

My name is me I like fired chicken!

What did your mother say after I beat her? Nothing, because she was dead.

Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

its funny cuz i laughed!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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