what goes woof ? A dog.

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What has two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

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Why did the boy make a horribly unfunny anti joke? He was bored.

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A man walked into a bar. That must have really hurt him.

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Man: Doctor, everything I touch hurts. Doctor: Okay. Let's test it out by first touching your leg. Man: It hurts. Doctor: What about your arm? Man: It hurts as much. Doctor: What about your back? Man: It still hurts. Doctor: I see......your fingers are broken.

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Where do the biggest potatoes grow? the ground.

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What came first the egg or the hen? your mother did, when I had sex with her last night.

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there is a black guy and a mexican in a car whos driving? a cop

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but the real question is why there are two flies having sex inside a light bulb.

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Why couldn't the dumbass go to colledge? He couldn't open the door.

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Don't tease the fat kids. They have enough on their plates.

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and your mom? Your mom's a bitch.

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FUS RO DAH!!!

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How do you stuff a giraffe into a refrigerator? You can't, giraffes are too big.

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What did the boy reading the book do? He kept turning pages and reading until he came to the end, closed the book, and put it back onto the book shelf.

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Why was the prison full of black people? Because they were all their for security internships.

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If I were a cat, would you help with the toast?

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the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

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Man goes into a bar and orders 7 shots, the bartender says "Long day, huh?", the Man says yeh then goes home and kills himself.

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My mom was telling my brother how much it hurt when she stubbed her toe. He told her she should try child birth.

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What happens when you die? Your body gets decomposed by bacteria

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whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and the holocaust? A pile of dead babies isn't funny

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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