- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are bacon and eggs good. Because Toasters are silver

Knock, knock. Who's there? Sasquatch. Sasquatch who? ROAR

Knock Knock!! Who's there? Dyphis, say goodbye to your kids.

what is more fun than shower time with adele. a mass gang bang with antonia

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Q: A squirrel a chipmunk and a spider monkey are fighting over these nuts. Who gets them? A: Your Mom ;p

Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What do you call a black man and an Asian working in a field? You politely ask their names and then use them; their colour is of no consequence.

Life gave me limes. Now how am I suppose to make lemonade

Why did the homeless man steal food from the local grocery store? He had not eaten in three days and was forced to steal or risk possible starvation.

Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

What is the best thing about dating a slut? You can return her at Build-a-Hoe Workshop.

What did the dying mother give her newborn child? AIDS

what did the girl said to the stalker? i dont know cuz if i did, i would be a stalker

A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

Q: why didn't johnny do his homework? A:because johnny is dead

What happens when you bite the head off of two animal crackers and make them play leap frog? Nothing. Quit playing with your food.

Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

What's worst than your favorite football team losing the football? Giving birth to a stillborn child.

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