What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

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A woman walks into the living room while her husband is watching tv. The husband tells her "Make me a Sandwich", so she goes to the kitchen and makes him a sandwich like shes told to.

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Ya Mums so fat when she stood on the scales it came up with my phone number

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why did sally fall off the swing cause she had no arms knock knock who's there? not sally

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Why didn't Johns book get published? He had dyslexia.

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what do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? a stick

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Yo' Mommas so poor, She has to ask close family friends and relatives for money so she can feed you.

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Roses are yellow, violets are grey, I'm colorblind

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there once was a teacher who wouldnt shut up she just rambled and rambled and rambled ,untill one day i brang a gun to school and shot her ,she doesnt rambled anymore and i dont go to school anymore =win for everyone

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Alex Gedrose.

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What did Helen Keller say to the leper? Buaaaaguuuhloo

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What do you call a white person? Caucasian

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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What body part did German prince Heinrich von Missingpenis lack? His toenail.

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Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but the real question is why there are two flies having sex inside a light bulb.

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123 f*ck off

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

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What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

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What do you call a black man and a black woman having sex? A husband and wife who love each other very much and are trying to have a baby.

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Q: which of the following is a prime number? A: 17

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What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

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A black man walks into a bar. He paid his tab and couldn't have been more polite.

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Anti Joke

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