Q: Why did the man have aids? A: He had unprotected sex with a man who had aids.

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What's worst then finding an worm in your apple. Finding a colony of flesh eating bugs after you toke a bite.

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What do you get when you mix a baby and chemical waste? A bad smoothie.

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How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: *locks door* NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! *opens door* NEXT!

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Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

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How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17

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Why are you bored? because fungus grows in your eyeballs so you try to stab it out but you end up blind and dead lol

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Q:What the worst lie you have ever told??!!???!?!?!?!? A: I have read and agree to the Terms and Service

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A seal walks into a club.

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Q: What is worse than getting stung by a bee? A: Your breath. Please have a mint.

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What screams when you poke it? A rape alarm.

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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Twinkle Twinkle little wh**e close youre legs youre not a door. youre gonna get an S,T,D, youree only wanted cause youre free... Twinkle Twinkle little Wh**e youre cheeper then the dollar store

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i hate when mothers said " clean your room" me " why " mom " because we have guest coming " me " oh i am sorry i didn't know we are all gathering in my f**king room

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don't just stand there

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walk into your friend’s house and say “what’s up with the dead guy out front?” (you have to murder a person for this joke to work)

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

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Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

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A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

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What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

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A quadriplegic walked into a bar, and... oh, whoops, nevermind.

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What did Goldilocks say to the Three Bears? No one knows. Her remains were discovered three weeks later.

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An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

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AIDS.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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