- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Steven Hawking walk into a bar? He didn't he can't walk

Q:How do u kill a butcher A: Kill its family

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Girls get fucked Boys fuck Gays puke

What's big, hard, in the water, and isolated? Shutter Island

Why did hellen keller's dog kill itself? You would to if your name was, AIIEEEEIUUUUHGH!

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Okay, seriously I'm done. I try to make a joke but I don't think I can do it anymore. I'm not funny I'm just a little coward who offers nothing to life. I should just kill myself. Fuck this joke, fuck you.

How is a fat girl like a tiny motorcycle? She isn't, and you should be ashamed of yourself for even thinking how she might be.

Why was the homeless man lying on the floor? Because he was dead

Why did the kid trip over the rock? Because he was diagnosed with serious autism, and might die soon.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She had finished her breakfast and had to get to her job as a firefighter.

Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Depends on the situation. In a formal environment you would call him Mr Dalgleish, in an informal one it would be acceptable to call him Kenny, Kenneth or just Ken.

Q what do you do when your friend tells you hes a homosexual A. you tell him that you will accept him and can still be very good friends

Cacti are green Clouds are white Spoons are silver Corn is yellow Carrots are orange Asphalt is black Grapes are purple Cinnamon is brown Lets's have sex

What's green and has wheels? Weed. I lied about the wheels.

What's black and white and red all over? A mime that got hit by a truck.

Yo momma is so old that she will be moved to a nursing home next week.

A man is at the dentists. The dentists says, "Oh my, your teeth are terrible!" The man says, "Yes I know. I am addicted to Meth".

There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. One muffin says "Damn, it's getting hot in here." The other muffing replies "Holy Shit! A Talking Muffin!"

What do you call a man sitting at the bar drinking alone? An alcoholic.

What happened after the lawer jumped off the bridge? His family mourned his loss for years.

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