A man walks into a bar, he begins drinking and returns home visably drunk. His family disowns him as he is a recovering alchoholic who was three months sober.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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What did the average man say the the bird? HOODINI

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Paul walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: no

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The dinosaurs aren't really extinct. Just kidding.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your son has been in a car accident and has died.

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What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

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a black man, a jew, a mexican and an irish man walked into a bar and the bartender says: This is joke right??

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A man came home one day, drunk and feeling horny. He proceeded to the bedroom where he found his wife just getting into bed in a lace bra and sexy underwear. This turned him on even more so he cuddled up to her and whispered seductivly in her ear before kissing her neck. His wife was not in the mood for sex so she shot him

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what is Stephen Hawking's condom brand called? Anti-Virus

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A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

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what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

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What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

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What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

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How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

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A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

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Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

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What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

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How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

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How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

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why did the chicken cross the road? I dont know, you ask it.

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A man stumbles into a bar and yells, "Let's get wa-" and falls to the floor dead. The forensic scientists preform an autopsy and find that after 15 years of achoholism and depression caused his heart to stop beating. His family may have mourned his loss, if he had not left them penniless after killing his wife.

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Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm sorry to say it but i hate you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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