- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

Knock, knock. Who is there? Child services, here to take your children. The following day, there is another knock at the door. Who is there? The police. The woman runs into the kitchen and kills herself.

Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

A paraplegic women falls off a boat. Regardless of the fact that she was wearing a properly inflated flotation device, she still managed to drown. She died instantly, the next day.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refridgerator

What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

why do the klu kux klan wear pillowcases on their heads? they were going to go with coon skin but thought it was a little much!!

Why did Muhammad pray to Jesus? Because he has low self esteem and didn't believe in himself.

When Geese fly in their 'V' formation, why is one line bigger than the other? There's more geese in that line.

two tomatoes are running and one stops to tie its shoe and the other says "Catch up!" This begins to put the first tomato on the spot and he runs after the second tomato without finishing his shoe and he trips falls and dies of severe brain damage

Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

so a salesman knocks on a mans' door and asks if he would like to hear a salespitch but the man didn't answer he came back two minutes later and knocked and asked if the man would be intrested in some girl scout cookies and the man tore the door off the hinges.

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? having a worm sized penis.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because having no sense of hearing or vision she is completely incapable of operating any sort of machinery.

What did Pablo experience during his first day in private school? the atmosphere of a private school

walk into your friend’s house and say “what’s up with the dead guy out front?” (you have to murder a person for this joke to work)

Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

Did you know that if you rearrange the letter in "Gill Lube", you can spell "Gullible"?

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