- Anti Joke

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

Knock, Knock Whos There, Jews, Jes who, Whould you like some jews with that.

Why do people insist on drinking diet soda meanwhile eating extremely unhealthy food? Because some people like the taste of diet soda over regular soda.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because it would be hazardous to other motorists well-being.

What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

why cant dogs write letters? They do not have the dexterity to hold a pen, or even comprehend the basic language skills and grammatical layout of how to write a letter

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

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How do rocket scientists exchange greetings? They say "hi"

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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What do you call a black person who can't see? Blind

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...