- Anti Joke

Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because it would be hazardous to other motorists well-being.

What's the difference between a black girl and a white girl? Nipple color

Roses are red, Violets are violet, hence the name Violets.

You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

Why is Macaroni Boy so Cool Because He's not

Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

Two fish were lying on a bank. One said "I can't breath." The other one was dead.

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Jumping out of an airplane is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

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What do you call a black person who can't see? Blind

What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

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Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

Knock, Knock Whos There, Jews, Jes who, Whould you like some jews with that.

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"