- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and my girlfriend? My girlfriend is alive and 19 years older.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

*there was a tv sitting on the side of the road..* person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

What is the difference between a seal and an armadillo? They are both aquatic animals, except for the armadillo.

Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

How do you ask a blonde out to dinner? Politely

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

Female rights.

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

why did the roof cave in? It was not structurally sound do to poor architecture

What do you call a man named Cornelius? Well, he prefers to go by his middle name, Eric, because he was teased as a child for being named Cornelius.

Why did Bob throw butter out the window, Because he is mentally retarded.

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

What's the difference between a taxidermist and an astronomer ? They have a different job.

What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

Yo Mamma's so dumb... She cannot manage to find a decent job without her GED.

You're as useful as Baby P's dummy.

What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

What do you call a black man eating a chair. I don't know and this is highly unlikely because chairs are inedible therefore this circumstance is impossible.

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there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!