- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man with the gun say to the man without the gun? I have a gun

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing he died.

A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

Why is this joke an anti joke? Because it's not trying to be funny.

Knock Knock! Who Is it? You, Tig

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

An American, Mexican, and Chinese men are each asked to throw something off a cliff that they have too much of. The Chinese threw off rice. The Mexican threw off tacos. And the Americans.. Well.. They threw off the Mexicans.

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

What's brown and sticky??? A brown stick

What's red bubbly and spins around? A baby in a microwave

Who wants water? I do.

Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

Why is NO ONE on Facebook when I AM?! Because you have no friends... on Facebook... ... Wow.

what is this joke about? - i don't know i am still writing the j

Twinkle Twinkle little whe close youre legs youre not a door. youre gonna get an S,T,D, youree only wanted cause youre free... Twinkle Twinkle little Whe youre cheeper then the dollar store

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

Why was Timmy sad? He had 15 large cuban men slapping him for 27 hours straight.

The Chinese government. The way they treat their citizens just isn't funny.

Why didn't the cat have any legs? Because it was a snake

What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

What did the bird say to the fence? Chirp.

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

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