- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the T Rex say to the pterodactyl? ROIRWR!!!

You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients

Everything's looking fine, ma'am. Hope to see you again real soon.

If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

A man walked into a bar. He then sat down and ordered a drink.

One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your cousin. Kathy then let Jim inside her house and helped him carry the pizza boxes into the kitchen. Everyone had fun and enjoyed the party very much that night.

Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road. Because roads were not invented then dumbass.

Why was the homeless man lying on the floor? Because he was dead

Your gay

They say you are what you eat, but i don't remember eating a big bowl of sexy.

what has wheels and drives? a boat i lied about the wheels

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

What's the funniest part of a tomato? The skin.

Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking.

How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Today I'll wear a hat on my head Instead of a shoe.

What did the dog say to the astro turf? SHUT UP!! I don't want to here your excuses, put the dishes away when you're done with them or so help me! You see the dog had been abused as a puppy and as a result he was always a bit off.

Q: What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? A: A set of Legos

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