Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

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A man walks into a bar... "OUCH", he says for no apparent reason. He then buys a beer.

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What did the plane say to the twin towers on 9/11 - Nothing, how do you expect planes to talk, stop hallucinating and stop with the drugs

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Penis.

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

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I'm 23, just like most people my age.

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how do you beat the system? throw your xbox out a window.

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knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

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A teenager walked into a bar. A drunk man got angry and beat him to death with a club.

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Where did the Jew put his money? In a low rist, interest bearing mutual fund.

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Why should we dislike all the jokes on the Newest Page? Well you should too. >.>

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Ten years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope and Johnny Cash ... now we have no Jobs, no Hope and no Cash.

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How many jews does it take to- I have alzheimers

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What do a rubix cube and a penis have in common? The more you play with it the harder it gets.

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what did the man living in the box buy with his new found money? A bigger box.

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Thats a real shame. How come your eyes are red to begin with? You can use hypnosis to change the color, but if you never learned how, I am not gonna teach you.

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What did the mother do when she found out the baby was stillborn? Gave it a proper burial, grieved for months and became a shell of her former self.

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When life gives you lemons, you should be wondering how "life" managed to give you those lemons.

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A black man a mexican and a caucasian were walking together. The black man and the mexican walked into a bar. The caucasian ducked. Not because his race makes him smarter in anyway, but because his friends shouted out a warning to him. All three then proceeded to the nearest pub.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What's weird about four black men in a toilet? No one got shot.

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oh my god! what? i heard this joke the other day and it was hilarious. ok, tell me? actually it doesn't matter i can't remember anyway.

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What do you call someone like Sarah Palin? A tragic victim of America's flawed educational system. But hey! She learned one thing though! Russia is right in her own backyard! Oh wait that would be wrong unless her backyard stretched all the way across Alaska and the Bering Sea. So she didn't learn anything at all. OK she's just dumb

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