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Guess what else smells like tuna!?! A dead tuna fish in a can

Why doesn't Harry have any arms? Because he's a Jew.

2 guys shot up a morgue..... 13 bodies remain dead.

Q: What did the teacher say at the end of recess. A: "Recess is over."

What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

A flight attendant walks up to a black man on a plane. She then asks if he would like anything to drink.

Hickory Dickory Dock. 2 mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one.. and the second one got away with major injuries, dying in a hospital three days later. The clock is now serving its 8th year in jail out of 25 years, and does not regret anything.

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Knock Knock. Who's There. Teenage Pregnancy

4 gay men walk into a bar,but there is only one stool..... What do they do? Turn it over

Q: What did blue say to red? A: Let's make some purple

what do you call two arabs flying a plane? a pilot and a co-pilot

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead."

whats it called when a pimp slaps a ho? RESPECT

Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your Apple ? The holocust .

You're American when you enter the the bathroom and you're American when you exit the bathroom. What are you while you're inside the bathroom? Using the bathroom.

Grandma used to say "you only die once." Years later, I learned the wisdom behind those words.

who is not good looking? mon morello

What do you call a man floating in a pool with his arms chopped off? A murder victim.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

i put a oie in the oven, it baked

Why was the guy stupid? 'Cause he was!

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