so a man goes to jurrasic park and sees two dinosaurs fighting. he shits himself.

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Tic tac toe Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

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why navy seals ? they shot osoma bin laden in the face...... multiple times

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

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why was the blonde confused? because she was born with a low IQ making her mentally retarded.

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Why some people don't get the flu twice? Because they died!

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What happened while Thomas crossed the street? He got hit by a truck. What happened to Billy? He was Thomas's Siamese twin, and he too met the same fate.

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What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

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What's the cure of cancer? Death.

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

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What do you call a window you can see throu? A window.

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who is not good looking? mon morello

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M's factory? For throwing away all the W's

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If Miley Cyrus has the ability to come in like a wrecking ball, how come she can't twerk?

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead."

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Q. Pete and Repeat were sitting on a wall. Repeat fell off. Which one was left? A. Pete. Yep.

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What do a turtle and an eagle have in common? They can both fly. Except for the turtle.

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a mexican, a asian and a black guy are in a car whos driving? your mom

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Whats the difference between a car and a baby? I would have a hard time throwing a car.

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Who would be an amazing GOP VP? Chris Christie -Mitt Romney

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American: Nice cowboy hat Australian: hahahahahaha American: What's so funny? Australian: You're so incompetent... American: What does incompetent mean? Australian: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/7/78/Trollface.svg/200px-Trollface.svg.png

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What did the dog do in the phone booth? Nothing, as dog do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grip objects. The previous user must have left the door open and the dog walked in, only to leave a few moments later.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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