Why didn't Suzie go to the park? She commited suicide 2 years ago.

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Why did Stephen get an A on his test? He held his teacher at gunpoint and forced her to give him a good grade despite the fact he got an F.

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What's like a whale and has a sprained leg? MATT ROSS THE FAT ARSE!!!!

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What do you call a man with no arms? A: A Man with no arms.

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What happens when you spend far too much money in a gambling machine during a solar eclipse on a leap year? You get poor.

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Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? Because they weren't invented when he was alive.

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What do you get if you cross a canine and a sheep? A Sheepdog. What do you get if you cross a cat and a dog? You fucking stupid? It cant be done!

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What is funnier than the funniest thing in the world? Something funnier than the world!

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What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? Wanted by the police.

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Name a country that begins with the letter U A. True B. False C. All of the above D. None of the above

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10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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I went to a restaurant, but after I ate the food felt sick, then I remembered that I ordered penis with cum Popsicles so I knew it couldn't be the food

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Pooring urine into your eyes, is a natural way to cure pink eye. Found this out this morning.

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How many black men can you fit into a mini? Five One in the drivers seat. One in the passenger seat. And three in the back seats. Anymore would be both dangerous and impractical due to the small interior volume of the car, and it would also put a significant strain on the cars limited engine power. Especially when tackling a steep incline.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender lights him on fire.

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Q: Why didn't Jack go up the hill? A: He had prior engagements.

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How do you make a plumber mad? You tell him that his princess is in another castle about a thousand times over 25 years.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To look at the most interesting man in the world.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

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What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

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What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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