- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sorry I am like so fucking wasted still, I keep giggling and laughing all of the time.

What does a blonde say when she being raped? Ow it hurts stop... What does the guys who's raping her say? Oh shut up you know you like it...

The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action

Q. Which one do you hate more? Jews, Mexicans, or Asians. A. I hate all of them, but jews are annoying when they resist getting stuffed in the oven.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

Two muffins are in an oven. And by muffins I mean jews. They both die a horrible death.

Wright flyer

So a hispanic man and a black man jump from a tree, which one hits the ground first? The hispanic man, the rope caught the black man.

4 strangers are shopping at the mall. The big one does a trick and then the small one was good. The bad was small like a tree, seven days later the short one was having a party with a pretty lady. To the teacher was morning and everyone did happy times.

What did the Asian get on his math assignment? 56%, he forgot about it and passed it in a day late with a number of questions uncompleted.

VAL SUCKS

whats wooden and hard a wooden floor

WHAT DYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MEAN YE DON'T KNOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW?

what did the women with no arms and legs say to her daughter? go to your room.

Friends are like snow; they disappear when you pee on them.

Q: Why did Susan fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Q: Why did no one help her up? A: She had no friends Q: why was she at the play ground? A: Her parents were fighting again Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susan

Roses are red violets are blue I am in 301 Club and so are you.

What's harder than killing a baby? My penis while doing it. by: Lucky7 LG

Ben: Something smells like updog. Jenny: What's updog? Ben: Nothin' much

Why can't Ray Charles see his friends? He's blind. Also he is dead.

Alchohol.

Gary: Hey Bill, wanna hear a joke? Bill: Yes Gary: Okay.

This couple is having the most passionate sex ever one night, and the guy cums before he gets a chance to pull out. He gets the woman pregnant. Now they are married.

Q. Why did the 8 year girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I have no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

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