what do u say when u steal something? STOLEN!!!!!!!!!

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So everything, the chat we had before was all you know, a game so I would call you? I am not sleepy but I can wait until you can confirm everything.

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What did the Black guy say to the Jew? Lets be equals

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Ill never forget the last phone conversation i had with my Jewish friend before he died due to the 9/11 incident. Friend:owejpq3jhp3qjopiqwejhriopjhaiophfioashiohwih13ioh3f2893hoiqehefioahfioahisdpahdfajdfopasjiopdfajdfopsajradalkdjakldja;hdfkl;adhlpa;dhfakl;dhkladhkadhlkhdjklahdjkgsdjkgbdqwgy3bi3grqbhgjkasjkdkasjdgjkadgskajgdkajdsgjkasgdad

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What did the dead man say to God? I'm dead.

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Yo mamma is so fat She has to wear big pants and is easily fatigued.

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Q. How did the blind man cross the road A. By an abmulance which took him to the hospital because his first attempt to cross was unsuccessful and the hospital was conventeintly located on the other side of the road.

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Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

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A boy walks into a bar, then walked out. He's not 21!

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What do you call a black Englishmen? Rodger

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what do you call a black man that killed somebody? a murderer.

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Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

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Knock Knock Whose there? Ben Dover Come in

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You know why they call me Scuba Steve? Because I Scuba Dive.

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You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

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How do you minimize the likelihood of theft? Take the derivative.

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What happened to the deaf, dumb, and blind kid? I don't know. Niether does he.

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What's worse than being fired? Eating a bucket of diarrhea.

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"I am proud to be black and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Not racist. "I am proud to be white and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Racist and offensive to black people "I am proud to be asian and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Not racist "I am proud to be Ethiopian and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Said nobody, ever

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What did Sally want for Christmas? Nothing, she is Jewish.

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a kid plays computer games alot and gets carpoltunel in both hands and lives in pain for the rest of his life.

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you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

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punchline below punchline above

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Why did the blonde go to business school? She wanted to get into business, and decided that a business degree was a good place to begin.

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