- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He had no distinguishing characteristics whatsoever.

how many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? none, they hire mexicans to do it

Q:Why did the old man die? A:Because he had Cancer in his hole body.

Tyler Bishop is a waffle

What's comfy and easy to wear? Shorts.

A man walks into a bar an orders a few pints. He then goes home and brutally rapes his wife and chains his staring kids to a fencepost in the backyard along with their deceased dog named Spot.

what do you call a black who stabbed your entire family? it all depends on what his name happens to be

What happens when Chuck Norris jumps in the air? He lands.

What do you call a man who kills others for his own amusement? A psychologist

how many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? 2 one to hold the latter and one to put it in

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootise pop? No, seriously, does anyone know?

One man said to another, "Hey, can you hear that?" "No." He replied.

Dr Dr I think I have diarrhea You have irritable bowel syndrome, I recommend IBS support

How high is a Chinaman

What do you call 100 black men at the bottom of the ocean? A scuba group because during these hot summer months they like to cool off and go scuba diving.

So 3 Jews walk into a bar, I lied, it was a gas chamber.

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What did the bus say to the short bus? Heh, you're retarded..

kronkel spasm dizzle nork is short for: i cant believe you bought a ninja monkey to scratch your clownitis! i am randomly going to have a spasm cause i am down with that dizzle..... lets watch a show callled norks! i am pregnant with your baby ducky.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Someone clearly messed up on naming the flower. Violet is synonymous with purple, Which is obviously NOT blue; It's the mixture between blue and red.

a termite walks into a bar and asks, "wheres the bar tender?"

No!

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