They say Jesus Christ walked on water and that humans are made up of 70% water...... So if I walk on babies, am I 70% Jesus?

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Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

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the joke below will not be as funny as this one.... hahaha other joke i just ruined you

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because if you subtract 6 from 7 only one would survive.

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Why couldnt Hellen Keller drive? Because vehicles werent invented yet.

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What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? "Holy-Shit."

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Your Mommas so scary slender is afraid of her -_-

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why did the baby fall out of the tree? the monkey dropped it. why did the monkey drop the baby? it was dead.

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what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

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Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium BATMAN! Oh cemetery jokes

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What's two plus two? Window

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How do you make a kid with ADHD stay still? Shoot him in the knee cap

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A man walks into a bar... has a beer then leaves to his beautiful wife and his 2 children

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You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

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Which of the following is the reason the Titanic sunk. Select all that apply. A. Iceberg B. No radar C. Late warning D. Put your hands on me Jack E. This ship can't sink F. Over by the bed, the couch G. God himself can't sink this ship Z. All the above X. None of the above Q. Why are you still reading

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Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

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whats wooden and hard a wooden floor

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What do andy and Justin Bieber have in common? they are both 5'7

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What's yellow and shark infested? Shark infested banana pudding.

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this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

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roses are red so is ur face dont look at me like im a crazy bitch

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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How do you define an unsatisfactory kitchen? It won't have a woman chained to the oven.

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what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

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