why did the mexican stab those people? why? he didn't you racist

Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

Why did the plane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot

Why did the Chicken cross the road Because he was not happy with his life at a chicken due to the fact take he was going to get eaten by a black man so he hoped that if he crossed the ride and got hit by a car and die he would regenerate into a poisonous frog

Knock knock Who's there? Hi would you be interested in learning about Scientology? No

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS ROAD?!!! cause he was silly

What did the scarf say to the hat? Nothing, a scarf can't talk.

Whats brown, large, thick, and sticky? a stick

why was the man so good at holding stuff? he was born with 4 arms!

Q: Why is the sky green? A: It's not

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why was the boy sad? His parents died in a horrible accient earlier that day.

In soviet russia, 6 is not afraid of 7

What? Huh?

Yesterday i had a conversation with my husband. I asked him if he slept with another women. He said yes

what did the girl said to the stalker? i dont know cuz if i did, i would be a stalker

What has a fiery tail and is mentally handicapped? Charetard.

Rebecca Black walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender doesnt serve her because she is 12.

This is my first attempt at making an anti-joke: That's was it.

Why did the boy cross the street He didnt he got hit by a plane instead

1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

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