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010010101210001010 You dirty girl

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Llamaworm

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Whats the saddest part about the sandy hook shooting? There were still bullets in the clip... Im going to hell by the way.

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What did the kitten say to the ant? Nothing, it was dead. - Driiiftz

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

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Who's Micheal Jackson?

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How many Mexicans can you fit in a Smart car? None. It's too damn small!

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Nig gers Jews Bean ers and fa ggots and everyones grandma that died recently, F u c k you there all burning in Hell.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? She had no Arms or legs Knock knock Whos there? Not Sally XD XD XD XD XD XD XD

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting eaten alive by midgets with down syndrome

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josh sucks polish adams dick

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There was once a man with a penis so huge, his girlfriend liked their sexual experiences very much. A year later they got married and had kids, however the man got fired from his accounting job and it all went downhill.

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A nuclear device is dropped on hiroshima. Does it make a sound? The answer is yes because the americans are laughing in Enola Gay

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

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A rapist leaps out a woman and yells "surprise!" and proceeds to have non-consensual intercourse with her. Later, he is arrested by the police and charged with sexual assault.

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Why did greg come to America? Because he wanted visit the states

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What do you call 1 + 1 = 2? i like boobs

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What did the computer say to the mouse? Nothing inanimate objects cant talk

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Only in your math books can Carlos buy 14 cantaloupes without hus sanity being questioned.

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Q.whats the weirdest thing??????? A.woman leaders

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Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

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What do you call a Russian man who is on the moon? A cosmonaut

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roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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