Relax, anyway I hope its just the not not hypnotic suggestion, it would be really disappointing to to know that you are high on weed, even if it is very relaxing, not that I would know, I tried valium once, it kinda increased that sensation you have tenfold. Anyway, what I meant to say was, would you kindly tell me what size your breasts are? Do you shave down there?

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Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she was born with no arms and is not loved.

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What is worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? F*cking midgets

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Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

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Q: Why does a zebra have stripes? A: Because Sarah Jessica Parker is a horse.

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Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

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Y R U A B? I don't know why I am a bee.

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Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

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Why did Sally fall off the swingset? she had no arms... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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Knock knock. Who's there? Docter. Docter who? XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

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If u read thus your awsome .... And if your a emo kid with rainbow hair and a 3 inch penis then NO your bad

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why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

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What did the girl say to the guy who poked her on Facebook? You poked me.

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Q: Who was shot 50 years ago? A: Abraham Lincoln was shot 50 years ago! (=

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What's nice and looks like a rat? Ryan Kavanagh, I lied about the nice part

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Roses are red Violets are blue classic

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Half koala, half walrus, behold...the Koalrus!

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

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What did the white boy say to the black boy? You're black

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The movie starts off with Tom Cruz jumping out of a plane. He hits the ground and dies, end of movie. - Cole G.

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a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Sandy hook

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Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

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