What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse then the Holocaust? Two Holocausts

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Due to the wildlife conservation program prevalent in the neighborhood, the chicken was able to cross the road safely.

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what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

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What does Mr. Newell have? - Diabetes. Mr. Newell has diabetes.

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I heard a scary rumor that when you plzy a windows istaller cd backwards, it plays a secret message, but what's even scarier, is that when you play it forwards, it installs windows.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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why did the black man leave his home because there was a hurricane that would have killed him if he stayed.

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Why didn't the young child commiserate the death of his grandparents after they were simultaneously crippled by a tremendous avalanche whilst skiing? He didn't exist.

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Why did the man break all his bones? Because his parachute failed to open

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A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink then walks out of the bar ...

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Eeny meeny miny moe, Catch a piglet by its toe, If it squeals let it go, Or you'll be arrested for animal abuse and receive a heavy fine.

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A man is working at a bar. He feels a fly graze his left index finger, which has become a bit sweaty. The man rubs the finger for a moment, then continues to slice grapes for a customers synthetic japanese glue farm.

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What is funnier than the funniest thing in the world? Something funnier than the world!

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Q: how do you drown a blond A: put a mirror at the bottom of a pool

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ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

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Q: Who was shot 50 years ago? A: Abraham Lincoln was shot 50 years ago! (=

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What's ugly and has shit smeared over its teeth? Smelly McD (He also wears bin bag clothes)

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Did you hear about the kidnapping? Well you should be very concerned because he hasn't been found in 4 years.

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Hey i just met you. and this is crazy. I sent you my pubes in an envelope.

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How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.

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They see me trollin' They hatin'...

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Why was timmy having trouble with his homework? Because lobotomies were a forced practice in the 1950's.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

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-knock knock! -doors open

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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