What gets you a succesful life and career? Swag

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I'm 23, just like most people my age.

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Penis.

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What did the slave say to its master? Nothing meanwhile he and his family had terminal cancer and were worked without pay for 20 years before dying fro, multiple cases of AIDS and infections within thier lungs and mouths.

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knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

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Things to do get an A on my test win my hockey game become immortal well that escalated quickly

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Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

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Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun...

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I have a riddle. What's black and white and red all over? Nothing. That's impossible.

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George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

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Q. What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? A. Get in the car Robin.

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

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Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

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Q: Whats the difference between water melon and a baby? A: Watermelon is a fruit.

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Your d is so small that when you had a boner and walked into the wall....... YOU BROKE YOUR NOSE! Millimeter Monster bro

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Did you ever notice that if you blow in a dogs face it goes mad, yet when you take him on a car ride he sticks his head straight out the window?

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What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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what do you call a dead arab? a suicide bomber

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A horse finds himself sleeping in the ocean. Immediately, he decides to be a dolphin.

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An Arab walks into a bar. He doesn't explode, and has a fun time with his friends.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm black give me money

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What do you call a black man that steal from your shop? A thief

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called anti joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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