Roses are red. Violets are blue. I got a brother. He's bigger then you.

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? They do. In fact, seagulls can be found near almost any body of water.

What's the difference between a red door and a blue door? Fat black people.

Sharvil has aids 4 times

What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue Btw I have aids And now you too

How do you get a blonde out of a tree? Shoot her in the head.

What's blue and wiggles? A baby in a bag

Why did the chicken cross the buffet table? To get to the other sides.

What did the man order at KFC, in Miami? A face.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems rhyme This doesn't.

I got put through anger management when I was a child it made me mad.

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Whats so bad about all the black people in the world dying? The police would be out of a job.

what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

what do you call people who keep reffering to the holocost , and cancer sufferers on this site? sad and sick individuals

Why was the boy at the funeral? Because he was dead.

i have a story to tell u!!! oh s*** i forgot!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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