-knock knock -i'm not at home, go away!

Why was the lady afraid of cooking? Because her husband always beat her with a frying pan

What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

yada yada

Why did the middle age man walk across the street? There were no vehicles currently driving on that particular road

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes, how may I help you?

What's worse than the holocaust? Another holocaust.

Your mom's so dumb she has cancer...... oh wait that's racist

Q: What was the last thing to enter the bug's mind as it flew into the windshield? A: His back legs.

Suck pussy

goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, im scared of toasters

Whats worse then world war 3 world war 4

A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. He's not really a chicken, he's just called a chicken because he is always afraid.

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she is dead.

Q: What does Chinese look like? A:Chinese

Why did Jessy crawl to her bed? Because she has no legs.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

A: My dog has no nose. B: How does it smell? A: Terrible.

Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

i am 26 why was i kidnapped 13 years ago cause i was in a badly written play

Why was Rebecca Black beaten with a pole when she sang Friday? It was Saturday

Why did the Europeans colonise Africa Because they couldn't do it themselves

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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