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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there?

One day I walked into my backyard I saw a squirrel Then I was like oh hey squirrel

Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom.

Why did the man walk up to a bank teller with a gun? He is the security guard; he wanted to ask her for financial advice.

why the chicken cross the road? because he just committed 3rd degree murder and was try'in to commit suicide

A man comes home to find his wife in bed with another man. He then joins them.

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

A blind guy and a priest walk into a bar

What do you say to a hamster? 42 and weasels

What's worse then getting kicked in the face by Chuck Norris? A: Nothing

can you pass the soap?

What is pink, red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in it's eyes

My Butthole.

Dear 6, Please stop spreading rumors about me. I heard you do some pretty nasty things with 9. Sincerely, 7

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

Yesterday I told a chemistry joke. There was no reaction.

There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

What did the furry tweet when he went to a furry convention? A: I'm at a furry convention

Why is Joel even here? Sexperience.

Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

What did little John get for his birthday? No sort of disease or illness of any kind because he was in perfect health. He also got an Xbox.

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