How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just two, but I'd like to know how they got in there.

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Hey i heard You were a wierd kid ooooooooooalskdfjaslkdfj

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Why do dyslexic people stink at typing? c k j a h s d i u p q h g n z v m n k b e r t y o f This is why...

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Q: How long does it take to dig to China? A: 5 mins. I hire a bunch of mexicans

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Q: Who wants a chick with big breasts? A: Everyone apparently, because chickens are being genetically engineered that way because people are racist about what part of the chicken then want to eat. The white meat or the dark meat. Guess what? Now they can't walk because they are top heavy. And who's fault is that? The people who only eat the white meat.

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Q. What's worse than 9/11? A. That one shark jumping episode of Happy Days.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, didn't you read the sign on the front door? It says, "People with suits on will not be served." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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pickles are green infection is yellow all the girls i know call me a good fellow

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What do you call a Mexican that swam across the border? An illegal immigrant.

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Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised that they are in the presence of a celebrity.

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A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

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What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

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How do you make time fly? Develop a flying suit to put on a sun dial.

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why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

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What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

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Why did the pedophile skip breakfast? He said that he would grab a little something on the way to work...

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What do you call a poldo thats hafl poldo a

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What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

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What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

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whats red and all over the road your family after a horrific car crash

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What did the goat say to the zebra? Nothing. Goats can't speak

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Why did little jimmy fall off the building? 9/11

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Anti Joke

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