- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the mentally disabled child begin to cry? Because he shit himself

A guy walks into a bar and says ouch.

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

roses are red violets are blue you little stupid as bch i aint fing with you

Little Miss Muffett sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey along came her food allergies and she died

What do andy and Justin Bieber have in common? they are both 5'7

i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

If Johnny has 5 apples and Susie has 7 apples, will they give them to the homeless?

Why couldn't the kid get into see the pairate movie? It was rated PG-13 and he was only 11. Plus he had no money and his mother didnt want him watching movies like that.

when life gives you lemons, you should go to the hospital as you may have dyslexia

After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

What do you call a shoe with no laces? Stilettos, sandals, flip flops, slippers, etc...

Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Worlds first anti joke.

old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

What's worse than a rainy day? Rape.

Q:Why did the old man die? A:Because he had Cancer in his hole body.

Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

Why doesn't God like fruitcake? Because God doesn't exist.

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