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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge? Broken fridge.

what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

Trees are my friends because they welcome me with open limbs.

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile. get in the batmobile.

If your name is coincidentally stated in this text, you will have to pay 200 of your country's currency to the person nearest to you whose first name starts with the letter G. Dexter / Ryan That is all....

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Im a Jew, Fart yourself.

Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

How do you get a tissue to dance. You don't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a stupid chicken wandering around.

Hmmm, how would Sherlock Holmes solve a crime?... Oh wait. He doesn't exist.

what"s short , has a tail , and is amazing ? maddy cartwright i lied about the tail!

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

What's the difference between a cat and a dog? They are different species... do i really need to explain the difference??

What's the difference between a mexican and a park bench? One is a minority whose ancestors originally lived in the central american country of Mexico, the other is a useful convenience that provides a place to rest one's legs in a public place.

Statues: Show what great people look like, if birds shit all over them.

What did the boy with a crippled arm get for his birthday? A guitar.

Your momma's so obnoxious, your dad left.

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Bark bark" "Bark Bark who?" "Bark bark bark bark bark bark."

Why does Eric Clapton use a Mac? Because he prefers Macs.

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

Your mum so ugly that she isn't married

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