Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.....

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Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

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What's similar about a black person and a white person? They're both black, apart from the white person

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How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

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There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

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Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

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A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

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An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

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"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

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Why didn't the Mexican kid go to school? Because he was sick.

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A Jew, a black guy, and a redneck are walking down the street because their car broke down a few miles back.

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A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

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telling real jokes on anti-joke is a form of anti jokes

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Where's my tractor?

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Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

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What did Mr. Sandman do whrn the boy asked for one too many dreams, nothing because Mr. Sandman was the boys bitch.

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Do the roar!

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Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

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