Q. What do you get when you cross a man, a bear and a pig? A. ManBearPig

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Whats worse than having a worm in your apple? Having one in your intestins.

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Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: he was sucidal because his kids hate him and his wife cheated on him.

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why did the girl fall off the swing ? because she had no arms.

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Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

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Quarters look shiny, Brass beats Copper, Dish is better, So enjoy the hopper. DIrect TV, is forever alone. Kinda like you, when your on your phone!

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Roses are red, violets are blue Charcoal is black, and so is my neighbor

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why do you put a baby in the blender feet first to see its expression

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The speeding car skidded on the rain-slicked roadway. Beyond the outside of the curve was a 100 meter drop-off. As the car slid toward the edge of the road, the driver and passenger both had a sick feeling in the pit of their stomach and wished they hadn't ordered vinegar milkshakes, the special of the day at Pickle Shack. Or it could have been the toadstools, but it didn't matter now.

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Why do black people like chicken? Because it's tasty, nutritious and easy to cook.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee and had armor so it deflected off. Then I found out my wife was pregnant.

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Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's DEAD!

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Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunette: it stands for I Don't Know Blonde: okay, I get it now

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Why didnt little Timmy come home? He was abducted into slavery.

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Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

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What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

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Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

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Knock knock Come in

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What did the black kid get for christmas?? Your tv

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Why do people carry around spoons? Because they like to do them

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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