Reading the Terms and Conditions

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What did the vegetarian order for lunch? A dead baby.

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Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

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What's worse than the holocaust? Jewish people!

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What's white and sticky? A white stick.

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What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

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Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

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Why did the the black man die? Because he had an incurable disease.

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What did the bird say when he was riding the turtle? Weeee...

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How did the black kid apply for college? The Common App. Duhh

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Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

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Fire is red Water is blue Earth is brown Air is transparent

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What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

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What did the midget say to the other midget? "We're midgets"

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Your Mommas so scary slender is afraid of her -_-

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Whats Bin Laden's favorite store 9/11

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Laura Pratz... not having a strong urge to tweet everything that happens in her life.

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Why did the tornado cross the road? Cuz it's a tornado. Don't question it. Run.

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What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a statue of Mitt Romney? The statue doesn't change its position.

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Guy 1: why are you being such a douche? Guy 2: cause douches get the most pussy

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Simon says.. Nothing because he is deaf, so therefor he would have to sign it to you.

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A bishop died and went to heaven. At the Pearly gates he sees Saint Peter , so he says to Peter "All my life I've been a committed Christian, but I just before I died I was tempted by a woman of ill repute". Saint Peter says "This is just an illusion, your dying brain is merely conjuring up images based on your presuppositions of an 'afterlife'. You have about three seconds left"

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Q why did the kids make fun of timmy A because he was an android with al chunk of metal added accidentally where a real boys crotch would be. Bwilkster

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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