why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

Whats worse then 15 missed calls from your mom?, The Holocaust

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

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A hispanic man eats a taco and enjoys. He is kicked in the nuts 2 months later.

Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

You have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars. You both have the same amount of money.

Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

kk

What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

A priest, a pedophile, and a child rapist walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

What's worse than getting punched in the balls? Many things inflict more pain than that

CIA? You? Are you a CIA agent? Wow!

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

What is worse than the Holocaust? Women's sports

Soccer...

American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

How many Jews does it take to bake a turkey using an oven, I don't know but it only takes one Jew to stuff one.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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