what is very tall and red a very tall red building

A man walks into a bar He says "ow" and promptly sits down and ices the bruise he sustained

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

that moment when the last few ceral are like "Come on catch me bitch"

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

Whats funnier than 24.....25

Q: What did the psychopath dream about? A: An insane chimpanzee kicking his head off, or maybe something normal

What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

How long was the awkward silence it took to make Justin Bieber? Really long.

Why did the police officer decide to eat a donut? Because he was slightly hungry, but a meal seemed too much for him.

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a road? To get to the other side.

How do you make a girl scout cry? Steal her cookies

why did the man throw a stone in the lake? because he'd had a long day at work.

Who loves George Clooney? George Clooney

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Why did the fish but the house Because it wanted to eat the house

lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

Why can't Amy Winehouse sing? She's dead.

An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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