- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

A duck walks into a bar, and the bartender asks what will you have for dinner? The duck says "quack".

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Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

hers a joke... japanese people

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a toothpick

Lol... (wow you made me type lol), "like it is nothing to be ashamed of?" Your eyes are really beautiful, honestly probably the most beautiful eyes I have seen... And no, I am not talking about your bewbs.

What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

Why don't you run over a black guy on a bike? Because It's probably your bike..

Person1: Have you heard about the girraffe who doesn't eat Georgia peaches? Person2: yes. Person1: Oh, never mind then.

A white man walks down an alley and sees two black men. They say hello and then are on their way.

Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

What's your blood type? Red.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John, your son. Now open the door.

what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

jim is constantly asking bob the same questions, bob brings this to attention and suggests that jim might have amnesia. jim agrees and they move on iwth the conversation. minutes later jim asks a simaler question brought to attention earlier because he has amnesia

How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? Ask politely.

Benjamin Frankin was playing with his Xbox...

ive got nothing funny to say, so this is what its like to be a woman

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