- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I left my car keys inside.

Roses are red Violets are FUCKING VIOLET NOT FUCKING BLUE

Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We are not familiar with the specific circumstances, therefore its difficult to determine exactly why.

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

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A black man, a white man, and a group of Jews were all walking down the street. They got hit by a bus.

How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family weaped his final days of his life.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your whole family is dead And now it's time for you!

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There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

Do you knpow why Michael Jackson is not dead? Dumbass, he IS dead...

so an apple walks into a bar... I'm terrible at making jokes...

what is the diference between my left tit and my right tit .... my right one was cut off because of breast cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a shiny new Cadillac? I don't have a shiny new Cadillac in my garage.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

Why did the weiner dog have a bad childhood? Uncle Monty put his foot up its arse on a daily basis before chewing dorris's nose, ears and eyelids.

Yo mommas so fat that when she walked into the ocean all the whales were far away. However, if the whales did happen to be closer to your mom it would be highly improbable that they would sing.

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