Q: What did one muffin say to another? A: Nothing. Muffins don't talk, you idiot.

Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

A Black man walks into a bar. He then has a drink of Alcohol and walks home to return to his family.

"Really, how is your wife?" "You know she's dead right?" "Cool mine too!" They high five in mid air and lived happily ever after

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

What's black when its clean and white when its dirty? A black guy that rolls in flour.

I would, but I see an older version of the kid, that suffered so much pain and agony.

What did the guy say when he came out of the closet? Where's my green shirt?

What is worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting brutally raped in the anus by the Dark Lord Satan.

Your momma so poor, she has a hard time paying her bills.

if a joke has not punch line, how does that strike you?

How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

Bitch

Why did the Japanese boy drop his sushi? He was hit by a tsunami

What do you do when you see someone from the kkk? Accept what you saw and move on with your day

So two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Recycling anti-jokes

What's the difference between chili and a urologist? One is hot and spicy and the other analyzes urine.

your a vagina says you, your a booby

Q:A man walked into a bar. He looked at everyone and suddenly started crying. Why? A: Because everyone was drunk, and therefore came to the point where no one could remember him or anyone else.

There was a fat man crying. I just told him the local Mc D's was arson attacked.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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