What did you get for your birthday? I got older

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse didn't respond, because it's a horse.

When life gives you lemons.............. take them free stuff is awesome.

A boy orders a sandwich at a restaurant. He then questions the cashier about it. Boy: Excuse me, Why is my sandwich so bad? Cashier: Sorry, none of our women cooks were in today.

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. The mailman who? Anthrax.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. What do flowers have to do with this joke I want to tell you?

If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is a video worth?

Q: What do the Terms of Service say? A: I dont know, I didnt read them.

Why didn't the teenager go to high school? He was murdered

2 black people and a mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The black person because they decided it would save gas if they all carpooled to their job.

You are driving a canoe home when the wheels suddenly fall off. How many pancakes does it take to fill a doghouse?

War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

Yo' mama's so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

Knock knock. Who is there? The FBI. They have a warrant for your arrest.

There are two kinds of people in this world: those that finish their sentences

What's up? The sky. What's down? Your mom: she was stabbed

A black student graduated High School

irish man drinking john smiths

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms.

In Soviet Russia, everything you do will have an equal and opposite effect, for the laws of physics still apply in every part of the world. No matter where you are.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

What's black and self-describing? The words of this joke.

What's worse than an ice cream cone falling over? The Holocaust. What's worse than that? Two ice cream cones falling over.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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