- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? Because aspirin is a man-made drug derived from salicylic acid, and it it is this that is extracted from willow bark, which used to be used by Cherokee Americans as a fever-reducer and pain-reliever.

Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the shed I'm gonna screw you

His face was drawn, but the curtains were real.

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

Q:What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A: A bike

what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

Rose are Red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you.

A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

Whats bigger than a tree A bigger tree

What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

What do you get when a white person and a black person make a baby? A possible high functioning member of society.

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

"Oren" Tifa is not around here, besides she does not like you anymore, get lost you wacko!

What is better then winning the special olympics? Not being retarded

Are those two people having sex? Yes, I think they are.

How do you hit a clown off a swing? There are many was of acting upon this situation but the most successful approach would be hitting the clown with a heavy object,

the holocaust

Knock knock. Who's there?

Ubisoft presents a game by ubisoft

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no hands.

Why is the little boy sad? His parents died in a car crash.

What Do You Call A Black Guy Surrounded By Nine White Guys With Bats? Jackie Robinson.

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