- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

A blonde walks into a drycleaning store 2 pick up her clothes and as she walks out the empoyee says cum again and the blonde says shut up it was toothpast this time!!!!

What is black, white and red all over? Something that pertains those characteristics

If Apple made a house, would it have Windows?

Why did the Mexican get arrested? Because he crossed the border.

Roses are Red, Violets are not blue they are violet, nothing rhymes with this, I give up

A man walked into a house, He never came back out as he fell down the stairs and snapped his neck, His family mourn him everyday.

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

Why did the black man get stuck to the ceiling? Because he was spiderman.

it smells like up dog in here. whats that?

What do you get if you cross if you cross an overweight woman with a pair of very tight trousers? Exactly that, an overweight woman in inappropriately tight torusers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

What's the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? -You can research and find several similarities and differences, but I will not go into detail about them.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and a rock? The rock doesn't cheat on it's wife.

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Yo momma's so fat, however, she takes pride in her size because every body is beautiful.

what did blonde say to the square? ur a square which is comprised of four equal sides and always have four lines of symmetry.

What's the difference between a Corvette and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

could switching to Geico save you 15% or more on car insurence? Does a bear shit in the woods?

What's red bubbly and spins around? A baby in a microwave

Racial equality.

How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

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