How do u keep annoying children off your front lawn? Molest Them.

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what do poor black guy and poor white guy have in common..................................................... their poor

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the WNBA

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What did the guy day to the other guy with an afro on his head? You look like a guy with an afro on his head.

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A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

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What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: He has a debilitating disease, it's called ALS.

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Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

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What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

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Why are Americans so fat? Poor diet and lack of exercise.

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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A man was late for work, he came to a stop for his third red light. He stopped and waited for the red light to turn green then continued on his way to work.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

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Why wasn't the old woman sitting on the porch? Because she got raped by a big scorpian.

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You Mom is so ugly, It makes sense why you always have that look on your face!

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That's illegal What? Your mom

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Q: Why did the little boy have freckles? A: Heredity

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21 Ways to Annoy Everybody 1) Pretend to be one of the Bush family. Doesn't matter which. 2) Have an uncontrollable lusting for someone else every five minutes. 3) Pretend to be from different ethnic backgrounds every hour, and when people ask you about it, answer like a hillbilly would. 4) Act like a hillbilly. Period. 5) Improvise Italian operas. 6) Gossip about someone to their face. 7) Answer every question with a question. 8) Repeat yourself constantly. 9) Act like a member of the opposite sex. 10) Repeat yourself constantly. 11) Act like Mr. Flanders from The Simpsons. 12) Repeat yourself constantly. 13) Change what you repeat every now and then. 14) Use homonyms in your e-male that the spell cheque would knot sea as miss steaks. 15) Change what you repeat every now and then. 16) Talk to someone while looking at somebody else. 17) Employ in your casual banter extensive vocabulary that will befuddle thy contemporaries. 18) Change what you repeat every now and then. 19) One word: Caffeine. 20) Another word or two: Caffeine and Sugar. 21) stringwhateveryousayintoonelongwordsoitshardtomakeoutwhatyou'resaying.

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Question :how many does an episode of Power Rangers show the power rangers face answer I'm not that big with power rangers.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Given the unlikely circumstance in which an elephant actually does sit on your fence, it is equally unlikely said elephant would be able to do so unseen by witnesses, of whom you may ask what time the event occurred. Assuming your witness thought to look at the time befor calling animal control.

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What's green and has wheels? Weed. I lied about the wheels.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing, shit went down so bad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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