Why is jordan goldstein a fag cause he doesnt like my videos

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis

Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

Enough Red to share, RAWR! With me only though! But hey, do me a favor wear your glasses not your contact lenses. "That anime" do you watch anime? Or hentai or whatever?

whats black dirty gross and sits on the porch all day? a trash bag

noah is a scrub jungle

what do u call a black persons face? a black persons face...

Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

what did the bannana say to the milk carton. nothing bannanas cant talk and their on the other side of the store

What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

A Black man and a Hispanic man were sitting in the back seat of a car. Who was driving? Their Asian friend who offered to take them to get lunch.

Bitch! Love, J.B.

What do you get when you rape a dead baby filled with jalapeños? A lifetime in prison, and a burning penis.

What did the UPS man bring Sara? a box. whats inside it is only Sara's buisness

7+5=12

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

Why don't elephants smoke? Because they would be afraid of the fire, and they are much more adversely affected by recreational drugs than humans are.

How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

Your mom is so poor; she doesn't have a job.

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