- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's got eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs head.

Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

Doctor Doctor! I think i'm epileptic! I'm not the Doctor, I'm the receptionist. You're a hypochondriac, now wait in the Que, like everybody else Mrs. Davis.

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

Knock Knock, Who's There? Come in. Come in who? Your mom

Who row's? •Liam Findlay

what did the little boy get for christmas? A BIKE!

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

Why was Diana crying? Because she was penetrated.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If You Bend Over Some More I'll Eat That Booty Too

What did the Shark attack victim say just before she died from her injuries? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

Roses are red Violets are blue My walls are yellow

Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

What's under the first mate? The second mate.

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

What is funny about a cod swimming around alone in the ocean? Nothing, over-fishing is a huge problem in the modern day.

Why was the clown in red shoes wearing skis? Because he likes to ski in red shoes, and he's a clown

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

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