Once there was a girl named Andrea

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When Gronkowski spikes the ball, 20 children die.

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What do you call a man who shoots someone? A very bad person.

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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What ticks and makes a very loud noise? the bed

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how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

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3 guys walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

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drew edminstin is a rat

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What did the young child with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I peek in your window, Yes, I'm watching you

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Why couldn't the Asian couple have a white baby? Because two Wongs were mixed up in the paperwork so as a result the other Wong family ended up getting the child.

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Knock knock" my mom says not to talk to strangers!"

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Jokes about the Holocaust

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

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when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

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What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

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whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

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What do you call five black guys surrounding one white guy who bosses them around? Whatever his name is.

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My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

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Skrillex.

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What do you call the child of a black male and an asian female? A child of mixed ethnicities.

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why did the clown stop laughing? because it got hit by an axe

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The dewey decimal system

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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