whats funnier then a children's hospital..... it catching on fire.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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When life gives you lemons....you probably just FOUND lemons...

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What's black and white and red all over? A car in which some young hoodlum appears to have splashed a fair amount of red paint over the owner's otherwise charming checker pattern.

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A horse trots into a bar. He is left with a bump on his head.

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A man and a woman are happily married. The die

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Women's rights

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

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just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

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why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

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what's a fish with no eyes and out of water? its just a fish

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A giraffe walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?!" to witch he replied " I've just been mugged outside.".

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A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

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How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

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Roses are red violents are blue I have 5 figures and the middle one is for you

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A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

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what has two feet and is black all over? your mom after she died in a horrific house fire.

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

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What makes boys so stupid? They like to play with girls' hearts and break them until they spew out blood all over the place.

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Q: Why did the girl have dirty knees? A: Cause she was dragged through the forest and raped.

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What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

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Why was there a black man and a white man in a bar? Due to the probability of this occurance happening due to percentages of black/white people in a bar, this specific situation should be of no shock, in fact it is a completely normal occurance one of which should not be questioned

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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