- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

noah is a scrub jungle

what did the bannana say to the milk carton. nothing bannanas cant talk and their on the other side of the store

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

Why weren't the two gays invited to the office party? Because there is no office party until december, therefor no one was invited.

How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

Why did the boy cry when he got a new puppy? Because he had anal seepage coming out his ass

Your mother is so retarded. How retarded is she? Very retarded.

Did you know him? Why the anonymous tip?

Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

whats small and sexually confused? YOu

who are the worlds fastest readers? the people who jumped on 911 cause they read 48 stories in 10 seconds

why did the black person cross the road to get to his lynched sister

What do you call a camel with three humps? A deformed bactrian

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Your a bus driver, at the first stop, 4 people get on. At the second stop, 2 people get off. At the third stop, 7 people get off. At the fourth stop, everyone gets off. What is the bus drivers name?

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

Steven hawkings shook my hand

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

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