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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

A mailman walks into a bar He delivers a bill for the electricity and leaves.

What did Susie do when the music was too loud Nothing

Q: A vandal walked into a bar. What did the bartender say? A: Nothing, the vandal had covered him and the bar in pritt stick before he had the opportunity to speak, then left with his penguin accomplice, Reginald the third.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To commit suicide thus getting to the other side(hell/heaven)

Richard Gere has a girlfriend called Goldie

If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5 then all together you have $10. It was announced that the obverse portrait of Alexander Hamiliton would be replaced by the portrait of an undecided woman, starting in the year 2020. If you wait long enough, you can exchange the $10 for the new $10 bill.

Why did the Flintstones have Christmas? The Flintstones celebrated Christmas because the creator, William Hanna, celebrated it. As it is a kids TV show, you can't expect it to be factually correct.

Why do blind people laugh at this joke? Because they can't read it and everyone else is laughing.

What did the woman say when the man got her flowers? "Why thank you."

If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

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L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

When life gives you lemons, sell them. Rejoice in your free money.

Did you know that Helen Keller had a swing set? neither did she.

a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

what did the boy in the blue hat do? wear his blue hat

Why couldn't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? He was struck by a very serious disease, otherwise known as refrigerator to the face, at the age of 5.

how are a ferrari and a pile of dead babies similar? neither are good to have in your garage when the police come.

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

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