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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does Yoko Ono say while rehearsing her song before a concert? She gives directions to the band.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What's brown an sticky Shit

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

Why did the girl drown? She had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

What is Wonder Woman's drug of choice? Heroine.

A black man confronts a small white man on the sidewalk and asks for money. The white man responded "no".

What do you do in a one night stand? Stand all night long.

What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

So three philosophers walk into a bar. Is it necessarily the case that they walk into a bar?

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

Q. Whats worse than 9 babies in 1 suitcase? A. 1 baby in 9 suitcases.

"Really, how is your wife?" "You know she's dead right?" "Cool mine too!" They high five in mid air and lived happily ever after

Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

Who lives in a pineaplle under the sea? Nobody but bacteria that will slowly eat your stomach.

i hate when mothers said " clean your room" me " why " mom " because we have guest coming " me " oh i am sorry i didn't know we are all gathering in my f**king room

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

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