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Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

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What's old and baggy? An old bag.

Yo mamma is so old that she lives in a retirement home for the aged, and will most likely die there in several years.

Feminism.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm sorry to say it but i hate you

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, He gave me AIDS, And I gave them to you!

Yo mama so fat! Really she should get on an exercise program and watch her diet, as she is at higher risk for diabetes and other health issues

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

A Black man walks into a bar. He then has a drink of Alcohol and walks home to return to his family.

Q. Whats worse than 9 babies in 1 suitcase? A. 1 baby in 9 suitcases.

Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

That awkward moment when Amish mingle has a member

Q: What did one muffin say to another? A: Nothing. Muffins don't talk, you idiot.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

"Really, how is your wife?" "You know she's dead right?" "Cool mine too!" They high five in mid air and lived happily ever after

Why do black men like bit butts? Because they can not lie.

What's black when its clean and white when its dirty? A black guy that rolls in flour.

whats worse than finding a worm in your penis having your wife bite of your penis and die from an infecction

Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

How do rocket scientists exchange greetings? They say "hi"

Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

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