- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are black, violets are black, im dead.

Q:Whats a similarity between your mom and your dad? A:They both hate you -Ryan V

What kind of bee's make milk? Booobies!

Why was billy made fun of his whole life? Because he's mentally retarded

What's five miles long and has an IQ of 40? A democrat parade.

Yo mama so fat.

Why did sally fall of of the swing she had no arms

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

There was a man and a woman. In a lodge all alone ready to create a child. instead of having sex he violently punched her in the face and stabbed her in her armpits until her loud screams for help had stopped.

How do you know when a ghost is lying? I don't know because I've never met one, so from personal experience I couldn't tell you.

Q:Why did the boy drop his icecream? A: His arm was chopped off by a ninja

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a brick at it.

(Timmy has no arms or legs.) A:Knockknock! B:Who's there? ANot Timmy

A man walks into a bar, but it was a gay bar, and the man was a homosexual so he stayed and had fun then later that night he went home to his girlfriend

Man 1: What's the difference between an elephant and a mailbox? Man 2: I don't know. Man 1: You'd make a terrible postman

To be, or not to be. That is not the question. The question is, what time is it?

Why dont blind people go skydiving? Because they dont live when they hit the ground

Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

Why did the Jew go to prison. He slaughtered his family.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

What is brown and salty? A pretzel.

So,a guy walks up to his friends at the bar and try's to to talk to them,the friends start being rasist ,so the first guy says 'wo guys stop going in that direction ,that one direction

Roses are red violets are blue or at least that's what they tell me because I am blind

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