Two blondes walk into a bar, but they are then puzzled as the door would not budge open for them.

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Your mom is so nce that when you got into college she taught you to be more independent so you could succeed later in life.

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People who do not realize the concept of this website, and write real jokes on it.

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What's worse than eating a rotton fruit that makes you sick?? Getting raped by a giant jackalope and then being left for dead in the middle of nowhere and being found by an old pedophile whose van ran out of gas and then running away only to find some water but while you were drinking it you got grabbed and dragged under the water by an octopus who has wandered off many miles from its home and then dying because humans don't have gills

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why did the pig jump over the farmer? Because he's a stupid idiot.

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I EAT YOUR SOUL. NOM NOM.

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What did America get on the 11th September? 9/11

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Listen Nero, you are the only one I suspect right now, how do you know all of this? Why should I believe you?!

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what goes ha ha ha ..plop? We are all going to die.

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Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

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I like to rape children, then kill them, eat them and defecate them into a toilet

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Shit, I can't think of anything to write. That does not mean I'm black

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What do you call a man with no penis? WOahMan! O_o

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Rose are red, Violets are blue Your cat is dead Turkey

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What's the worse part about a Jewish man dying in a house fire? It was his birthday

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Why did the chicken cross the road? An even better question is why are the chicken morals being questioned every time it feels like doing something.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's white and sticky? A stick painted white.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a convicted rapist.

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This is an anti joke

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"Hey want to hear the best knock-knock joke ever." "Sure." "Ok you start." "Knock-knock." "Whos there?" "..........."

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So I went to an audition, my friend said "break a leg" And then I did

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Two mice fell into a bucket of cream. They both promptly drowned.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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