What did the potato say to the man It said nothing it is a potato

there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

Why did John fall off his bike? Because, he is a fish and fish cannot ride bikes.

roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

A French man gets into a fight

whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

What's sadder then a dead puppy? 2 dead puppies.

A midget and a jew walk into a bar. i forget the rest of the joke but your motheris a tramp.

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

When Kurt Cobain was little, his mother told him to never play with guns but I guess it went through one ear and out the other.

whats black and white and red all over? a zebra crossing after a horrible, horrible car accident

Where's Wally? In a children's book.

Is J.P. dumb? Yes

I like school Said no one ever.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

What did the blind kid say to his dad Nothing , his dads dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

What two states don't have running water? Solid and gas

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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