- Anti Joke

What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

How do you get your dog to stop peeing on the floor? SHOOT IT!!!

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing it had his tongue

How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge? Broken fridge.

Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Think of a number between 0 and 2 That's how many times you're going to die in this life

What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

What is worse than a papercut? Losing your legs in Vietnam.

Why did Jane break up with DeShawn? Cause they grew apart

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac over off a cliff? A Cadillac seats 5

Why does ISIS want guns? Because they wanted to kill. Duh.

hello juliano and guss. having fun?

What did the widow get for mother's day? A miscarriage

Why did the baby fall out of the trees? Cause it was dead.

What do you call two black men screaming as loud as they can? Scared

a. why? b. because

knock knock..... ding dong...... knock knock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they weren't home

could switching to Geico save you 15% or more on car insurence? Does a bear shit in the woods?

Have you ever been to Uranus? Well I heard it's nice this time of year.

Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.