- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm A nimals

How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

Why is the alien dead as a door-nail? Because the door-nail was never alive nor could it ever be dead therefore the alien must have never existed just like the life and death of the door-nail.

Engage in a lively debate with a friend, and when they are about to stump you, respond to whatever they say next with "What does that have to do with the price of tea in China?"

wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

What does a eagle and a bunny have in common.. nothing they're two different animals.

Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

Why did the boy go to his room? Because his father told him to.

why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a free-range chicken

What do you call a Man who likes little childeren A Nittany Lion.

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

The EPA.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, well at least they were, until I met you!

Ian's mind Elevator music

When life gives you lemons, you throw them at your friends. If they throw them back, duck

a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

Why did Timmy drop his ball? Because he was hit by a bus. A) Knock knock? B) Who's there? C) Not Timmy

What did the pregnant teen get for Christmas? A miscarriage

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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