- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A woman walking alone through a poor area of town. She is approached by a man who proceeds to mug her, rape her, and murder her.

A blonde, ginger, and brunette took the SAT. They all performed successfully and were admitted into their colleges of choice.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't the farmer shot him before he could have a chance at freedom.

what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

Pitbull is Mr. Worldwide because his music sucks everywhere in the world

A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

How much is that doggie in the window? $4.95 + Shipping&Handling

What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

What do you call a blue chair A black person

What's black and white and red all over? My dog after she was hit by a car (true story)

A seven foot tall kindergartener walks into a bar. He is reduced to tears after being ridiculed for his inordinate height and unappealing physical appearance. A bartender then proceeds to escort him out of the bar for being underaged. -BG_Shank_A

A seal walks into a club.

After eating dinner, my dad said... "That was really good."

What did Reed read? A. Read?

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What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

How do you hook up with a really hot chick? This website is intended for Anti-Jokes, Not Dating Advice.

What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

what did the tree say when it fell down? Nothing it is humanly impossible for a tree to talk. Especially after it fell down. I mean that would hurt.

knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

There are 5 men in a desert a black man a white man a gay a lesbian and a white woman they have no food or water and haven't had any in 3 weeks civilization is 1 mile away how many people live and which ones They all die you can only live 3 days without water.

Why did you loose the basketball game? Because they scored more points than us.

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