- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the country in a national deficit? Because the Illuminati want to control all human beings in a socialist new world order.

Why are there no casinos in Africa? Because of the exceptionally high poverty rate.

Yo mama's so skinny, she should probably go in for eating disorders' counseling.

Roses are red Violets are blue And so avatars And so is blue paint

What can fly, but can not swim? Malaysia Airlines Flight 370

Why did the Hispanic woman cheat on her husband? Because he couldn't maintain an erection, was boring, and collected stamps.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because six is a numerophobe.

What did the nun eat for breakfast? Baseballs.

What ever happened to the bartender that asked, "Why the long face?" He was punched hard on the face for asking a stupid cliche!

my name is piare (peeair) because my balder is empty

A seal walks into a club. The man proceeds to skin it and sell the fur for profit.

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What's better than being raped by a donkey? Pie.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple

What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

A blind duck walks under a coffee table. Luckily, it was shorter that the table, walked underneath, and continued unharmed. Then it was eaten by a cat it couldn't see.

There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

How did the three girls get free drinks? Two of them were attractive and out of obligation to "the game" the third girl was also purchased a beverage.

How many finger does a normal person have? 8...and 2 thumbs!!

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road? It got ran over by a car!

What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything.

How can you outsmart Stephen Hawking? Steal the wheels of his chair and replace them with a dolphin.

Q: How many jews can you fit in a car? A: Well, it varies on the size of the car and the size of the people entering the car so in reality there is no clear answer due to the lack of information given.

Correctional officer asks an inmate. "Does your elevator go all the way up"? Inmate replied. I don't know we always use the stairs.

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