Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on the training and hence productivity of the babies.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I personally really do not know

A muslim paints Mohammed

How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A joke.

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? names.

what did the 3 year old get for her birthday? nothing she died of terminal cancer at the age of 2

Quarters look shiny, Brass beats Copper, Dish is better, So enjoy the hopper. DIrect TV, is forever alone. Kinda like you, when your on your phone!

Why did the man start vacuuming his neighbor's floor? He had to get the GSR

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane from Mexico City to Los Angeles? A pilot you racist.

knock knock..... ding dong...... knock knock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they weren't home

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the most direct path to his destination.

Why did the baby bird have no friends? Because he chose not to socialize with the baby birds.

How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

Roses are red, violets are blue. my Mom is a hooker.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's

Why can't jokes spit?

whats big and green, andif it falls from a tree , it can kill you? a golfcourse

What did one traffic light say to the other? Nothing, as traffic lights are incapable of thought as they are not living.

Q. What did the atheist ask the pregnant woman? A. You gonna eat that?

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She compiled and saw the error of her ways.

A Man Walks into a Bar with a Dog. He is blind, and is promptly guided to his seat by other patrons.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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