What do you call a cheese that's not yours? Cheese

What's black and has a beary taste? A black bear.

Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

SUBway eat fresh ZOMbies eat fleash

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

Q: why was the women out of the kitchen? A: Probably to partake in one of her many hobbies.

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

Q what's worse than Tori's singing A absolutely nothing !

What happens when you shoot Chuck Norris? You go to jail.

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 took sexual advantage of 9.

what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

What do you call a creepy person trying to break into your house? A robber

How come the bartender didnt let the black guys in the bar Because the bar was closed.noone was aloud in the bar

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

destiny

What do black people and apples have in common? - They both look good hanging from trees.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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