- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

why was the boy crying he had cancer

A man had sex with his secretary. She was his wife.

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

Little Billy rested his head on the pile of bricks. It had been a hard day for Little Billy, but, in less than an hour, he would finally see his worm again.

Knock Knock. Who`s there? The police, your family were killed in a bakery A German bakery.

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Hey guess what? What? I have good news and bad news. The bad news is you're mom died. I lied about the good news.

hey guys im gay

Q: How much jizz does a gay guy have? A: a butt load

Roses are red Violets are blue Lemons are yellow

I may have Alzheimer's. But at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. It was the chickens decision thus, not affecting your life greatly. You should therefore mind your own business and let the chicken live his life with capability of using it's rights.

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

What's blue and white and can't climb a tree? A fridge in a denim jacket!

What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

whats white and if it fell from a tree it would kill you ? Pat Butcher

What is the differnce between a baby and a watermelon??? One is fun to smash and one is a watermelon

Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

who are the worlds fastest readers? the people who jumped on 911 cause they read 48 stories in 10 seconds

A woman walking alone through a poor area of town. She is approached by a man who proceeds to mug her, rape her, and murder her.

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