- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cat die? To get to the other side

Your mother is so fat that her BMI is larger than average.

Where can you find the best black man soup? I don't know. Cannibilism is no longer socially acceptable.

1-1 was a race horse, 1-2 was one too, 1-1 won one once and 1-2 won one too

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not the parents

A black man and a white man were in a fight. Who won? I don't know. It was pay-per view and I didn't buy it.

1.....2.....3.....boom you died

If only i were a man! You not! Your a.... WO-MAN!

Your momma is so ugly... Yeah, yeah, yeah my momma's ugly, but guess what, at least I'm not an orphan asshole.

Is maynaise an instrument?

Man I just flew in from Pittsburgh...Boy are the people ugly.

What does the orphan say to its parents? nothing, orphans dont have parents

What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

Why did the cat eat himself? He was hungry

What did the Joker say to Batman? Why are we wearing these stupid costumes

Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

Like to tell patrick porcupine to stop gaming

What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

what did the boy with no arms get for christmas? A pair of robtic arms and now he has super stregth so he fuk up any body who said he would get cancer.

Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

Why was the napkin wet? Some water was on it

The sentence at the bottom is true. The sentence at the top is false.

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