- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

Q:where did the little kid go? A:wait, before or after i killed him

Shes got a big booty so I call her by her first name, women deserve respect.

What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

How do you scare a brunette? Hide behind a door or wall until the unsuspecting person walks by, then jump out and yell.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile. get in the batmobile.

how does an Arab scare someone He does a countdown

Leading a hike.. Kid falls off a cliff and dies. Who cleans him up? Bear.

Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

What did the politician say to the bank robber? "Were both robbers"

Why did my toaster break? because it was made in china

whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

what do you call a black man that sells drugs

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Hello, I am Sergent Henry Orange. I'm afraid your husband was shot down by an enemy aircraft. I'm sorry, he was a brave man.

I forgot what came after: Roses are Red Violets are Blue Too much anti jokes

What stars with C, is hairy on the outside, moist on the inside and ends with T and has UN in the middle? Coconut

Q: what's do the following sports have in common?: baseball, football, tennis, golf? A: They all have balls in their sport.

What did the librarian say to the three black men in the library? Nothing. Those three men were Harvard graduates and were very respective of libraries, and thier policies.

What do you call a cat up a tree in a party hat? A cat up a tree with a party hat

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