what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

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what do you call a black man that sells drugs

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whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

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Lindsay Lohan

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Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

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Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

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Why did my toaster break? because it was made in china

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In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile. get in the batmobile.

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What did the politician say to the bank robber? "Were both robbers"

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how does an Arab scare someone He does a countdown

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Leading a hike.. Kid falls off a cliff and dies. Who cleans him up? Bear.

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How do you scare a brunette? Hide behind a door or wall until the unsuspecting person walks by, then jump out and yell.

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Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

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Girl: I wrote a poem. Boy: Let's hear it! Girl: I like you, thats a start. You don't, so we are growing apart. In my heart there's a little tear, its funny to see how much you care. I hate the way you played my heart. You never finish what you start. Boy: Cool. Whose is for? Girl: You... Boy: Wow ummm, I have to go to......................yeah bye.

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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Q: When do you know you've had to much to drink? A: When the zebra in your belly button starts talking to you

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There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

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An underage man walks into a bar. He then was shot and kicked out of the bar. An overage person found the body. What age is he? Normal Age

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A: Knock Knock. B:Whose there? A:Jehovah witness!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

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Why did Ian die Because I shot him with a gun

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