- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

There are two muffins in an oven. Since they are inanimate objects, they do nothing but sit there and bake until they are a golden brown color, at which point a man takes them out of the oven and eats them for breakfast.

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out of the chambers...

Knock, Knock! Who`s there? Your mama`s stupid! Your mama`s stupid who? Your mama`s stupid as a rock! I` m going to cut your eyes out and use them as baseballs!

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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what falls from the sky, is white, and can kill you a refrigerator

What did the T Rex say to the pterodactyl? ROIRWR!!!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

a man walks into the bar and gets knocked out

whats the difference between a European and a african an african has more pigment in his skin due to prolonged exposure to light

What do you call a dog riding a bicycle? An talented dog.

what do you call cheese that's not yours? cheese that you stole.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Gee, I wish I could partake in even the first two lines of this stanza, but alas, I have colourblindness.

Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

getting a call from the hospital saying that your whole entire family was all killed in an explosion and they were killed from your best friend.

kids make accidents in the backseat of your car but u and your wife made an accident in the backseat and thats how you got that rottten troll that makes accidents in the car!!

why cant dogs write letters? They do not have the dexterity to hold a pen, or even comprehend the basic language skills and grammatical layout of how to write a letter

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