What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

How do you know a baby is dead ? When the dog plays with it more!

boobs!

What's the difference between Sony and Kony? Sony is a company which produces electrical appliances and Kony is a Ugandan Warlord.

Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

An Asian walks into a Chinese restaurant. Then he decides that he would prefer Mexican instead, and drives to a Taco Bell.

Why did the boy punch a little kid in the face? Because he was a bully and liked to feel superior.

Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

Why did Michael Jackson die Cuz

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

penis haha

woman's lacrosse

Logan's gay

Yes, it's for the patiënt in the other room.

What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

person 1:hello person 2:hello person 1:do you want to hear a joke ? person 2:yes person 1:good bye person 2:good bye

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

Politics

Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

Whats big orange and likes to eat rocks? a big orange rock eater

You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

steven hawking walks into a bar

Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

There's two Cherys in a bath one chery asks the other one to pass the soap the other chery said what do I look like, a typewriter?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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