How do you know a blonde's been in your refrigerator?? There's lipstick on the cucumber!

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family

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Why didn't the parachute open? nevermind

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roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

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The man walked into the church and stayed there.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Hook. Hook who? Who are you Hooking Your Horns to?

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How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

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Why doesn't Micheal Jackson do a music video with Usher? Because he is dead.

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Lance Armstrong gets on a bike

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Q: What did Jenna Jameson say when she heard hard banging near the front door? A: Come inside

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What does bigfoot have? Big feet.

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How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

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What is worse than being bitten by a snake? Being bitten twice! - Louis

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How can you outsmart Stephen Hawking? Steal the wheels of his chair and replace them with a dolphin.

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WHATS THE BEST AVENUE TIN SHACK AVENUE

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What's red and funny? The holocaust

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What's black, white and red all over? A nun that's just been shot.

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Why are there no casinos in Africa? Because of the exceptionally high poverty rate.

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Yo mama's so fat, I gave her a compliment because we should embrace body acceptance.

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roses are red violets are blue, every 1 looks at you and call u a fool

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I also wanted to write a joke but I forgot it so here I am. Minecraft rocks and everyone who says otherwise is a noob

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Knock knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible...

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Aaron Pfeifer likes men

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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