SCENE: A prirate walks into a bar with the wheel of the ship attached to his pants. BARTENDER: Doesn't that hurt? PIRATE: Aye! It drives me nuts.

You know what isn't funny? Getting punched in the face. You know what is funny? Brittany Spears getting punched in the face.

did u ever hear a bird joke "no" hawkword

Why do black people have a bad reputation? Because they do bad things.

Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

[] [] Those are eyes These are teeth

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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What's worse than chicken pox? AIDs.

I've just been struck by an enormous bolt of lightning. I am covered in boils and my house is full of frogs. I strongly recommend that when referring to God, always use the upper case 'H' on all personal pronouns.

What did the cop say to the black man being arrested? His Miranda rights.

A black man has 100 problems. on his AP calculus test.

Women's Rights.

my whole life!

Did you hear about the guy with five penises? Me neither, because that sounds like a very improbable aberration.

What is the difference between a priest and a nun? Cant you see the nun is dead you insensitive bastard!

Jebron Lames.

Why was 6 afraid of 7.... because 7 was black

whats the diffrence between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

How long does it take to paint a house with babies? It matters how hard you throw them.

Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

why did the US nuke japan besause sending chuck norris would be to cruel

How did the Jewish man play racquetball? With a racket and a birdie.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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