What did the scarf say to the hat? Nothing, a scarf can't talk.

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why was the hobo sad his box was confiscated

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You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

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- On the cliff edge are standing three people: an Asian, Jewish and black man. Who's going to fall first? - Who's going to care about this?

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Why did Greg move to the Lake District? Because his dog died and the family is in mourning.

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im gay

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What's like a whale and has a sprained leg? MATT ROSS THE FAT ARSE!!!!

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How do you make a suicide jumper not jump? Shoot him instead.

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Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

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why'd my house get destroyed I was afraid the tornado that hit mass was going to destroy it so I blew it up

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Why did the Muslim suicide bomber commit suicide? He was nervous and didn't think he could hijack a plane.

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Why couldn't the grandma remember what she did last night? Because she has Alzeihmers and grandmas don't do anything.

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Hi

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How do you call a hispanic man crossing the border? First you must find out his phone number, then using a different phone make a phone call to him.

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Two polar bears were sitting in a bathtub. One said to the other, "Could you pass the saop?". The other say, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?".

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Why was the black man eating fried chicken and watermelon? He was at home

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What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

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Roses are red, Your blood is too, Don't believe me? I WILL CUT YOU

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sadf

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what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

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Magic! Well not really, you see, people that are stressed have the tendency to remain far longer into the state of hypnosis because their body conciously and subconciously (I am typoing it, but I cant bother to type it correctly fuck it) seek out the state of peace that hypnosis gives more often. Anyway, I know another thing that helps relieve stress, cough... Now, did you know that if you push your nose upwards slightly, you will feel a finger between your legs? its because nerve endings are connected that way, give it a go.

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you put the chevy to the levy when your pants fell heave diarea

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This is just like Facebook. If you guys want to like comments, or even comment on them, just get Facebook.

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What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

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