- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the car fall of the cliff? The dude driving the car was driving recklessly.

James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "What'll it be?" The horse never replied.

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What did the man say while he was in surgery? Nothing, he was in surgery.

Whats funny about a kid with down syndrome q: a lot of things, like his face

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

Q: What do you call a dad running down a hill? A: A mom running down a hill, I lied about the dad.

What did chad do when he found the grape? He ate it.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

Your a bus driver, at the first stop, 4 people get on. At the second stop, 2 people get off. At the third stop, 7 people get off. At the fourth stop, everyone gets off. What is the bus drivers name?

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Why did Susie drown? Because she fell in a puddle. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy!

Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He was butchered on the farm for chicken fingers.

Q: What has two legs and is bloody? A: half a cat

So an irish man walks into a bar, 10 seconds later he is dead. What happened was there was a sharp piece of metal on the bar so is cut his throat and he bleed to death.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dracula." "Dracula who?" He pulls his cape up to his face and says, "May the force be with you,"

4 hours later.

A man is jogging down the street. He bangs his kneecap into a metal pole and shatters it. He is then hit by a giant cheese wheel and dies.

what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

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