- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

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Q:How come we have a black man in th white house? A: because we elected him

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Knock Knock WHO'S THERE?????!!! y u mad? u have been knocking at the doors for 5 hours now, mom

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet his friend the horse at a bar

Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls don't talk.

A dog was barking at a tree

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

Who ya gonna call? ... Whoever you need to talk to at the current time.

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

Why am I sad right now? Because I just Sh*t my pants.

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

PIED NINNY!

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