A Rock accidentally fed a giraffe his fetuses conceived by a box of glue from Jewish Heritage that was made from marker sharpeners that fed paper to elephants while strumming a box of tissues to wipe up the mess from a box of chocolates Forest Gump feeds on your soul while a rock accidentally feeds a giraffe.

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Why dont polar bears eat peguins? Because they live on opposite ends of the earth and it would be physically imposible!!

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What do you say to a homeless man sat in a train station? That there is a homeless shelter around the corner.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse replies, "my wife has cancer."

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What dosent kill you only makes you injured

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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Roses are lamp, Violets are squirrel, I have ADHD, LET'S DANCE!

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Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

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raising eyebrows to expose eyes can also be a signal of attraction ('I'm looking at you, gorgeous. Can you see?').

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What's better than winning a gold at the paralympic Walking

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How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

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What did the cripple wish for when he saw the shooting star? A toothbrush.

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Rim Ram Ree, Kick him in the knee, Rim Ram Rass, Kick him in the other knee

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Why did Johnny's pants fall down? Because he was fat.

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The queen having a shit

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Your momma is so stupid your momma forgot that jesus did exist and has been proven by historians to have existed

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Why did the constipated man go to the bathroom? To intentionally throw up; he has an eating disorder.

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Why is minecraft so awesome? Because real life is boring as crap.

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What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender

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Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

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cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

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What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

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knock knock Who's there Hi, im a memeber of the Church of Latter Day Saints. Id like to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This is a Poem, your Adopted

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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