Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning.

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why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

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Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

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What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

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What/s funnier than 24 dead Jews? 25 dead Jews. What/s funnier than 25 dead Jews? 6 million dead Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

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What did the biological child say to his adopted sister? We are both loved equally by our parents.

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What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple but the elephant is gray.

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What's the humor in an elevator? Me jumping up and down yelling we r all gonna die.

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what do you call people who keep reffering to the holocost , and cancer sufferers on this site? sad and sick individuals

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what is worse than falling off a bridge? .. getting pushed off a bridge

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An irishman walks into a bar and stays there until he goes home.

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Roses are red Roses are also white and Violets are Violet not blue. Also I'm a realist and your grandmother is going to die soon

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Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

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A black guy walks into a bar. He drinks some wine and exits the bar. -Lets Go Mets, not Yankees

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy mushroom soup in my testicles belly Buton cheese.com ( tickle my. Nipple frog)

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Black people don't exist. Their skin is rather of a brown tone.

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How does a yeti say hi? Raaawwwrrrr

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Why the hell does my sister shower in a swimsuit every time? Its not as if anyone is looking! ALRIGHT! ONCE ALRIGHT? ONLY ONCE! But then she hears the sound of my zipper ONCE and the shit hits the fan! Which is weird, yeah suuure she hears it when I pull it up, but when I pull it down and stroke it and moan? Nada!

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What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

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What did the man say to g**guy we are both g**

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How do you make a health inspector give you a good report? Throw his family into a pack of alligators.

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pickles are green infection is yellow all the girls i know call me a good fellow

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What do you call a group of black men stampeding down a hill? Dangerous, so they should slow down!

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