What did the tuna say to the fan I LIKE YOUR STOOL AHAHHAHAHHAHAH

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

So a deaf man is listening to the radio.

2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

Q: What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A:One is fun to hit with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

Yo momma is so ugly, that she has no mirrors in her home to avoid the feeling of disgust and sadness she gets whenever she sees her reflexion

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

A guy says a joke. It was not funny

A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

What would Steve Jobs be doing today if he were alive? Dying.

What did the guy say to the campgrounds? It was in tents (get it like intense but it is a pun)

A man comes home to his wife sleeping with their neighbor. This lead to their divorce four months later.

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

i found the cure to cancer.......AIDS

Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimers, Cheese on toast.

Knock knock! Who's there? The doorbell wasn't working.

Why did Rudolph poop while flying over Chicago? Actually, he had to go since trip started, and that's just where it happened to land.

What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

Please? No.

I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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