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What happened to the little boy who threw a spitball at the teacher? He was killed the next day when the teacher, who had a history of mental instability and schizophrenia, decided to go on a shooting rampage in class.

Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

I may have Alzheimer's. But at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

What did the zombie say to the woman? I like turtles.

WHO THE FUCK IS NERO AND THAT BITCH THAT CLAIMS TO BE NOT NERO BUT NOT NEROMETAL OR WHATEVER? THEY BOTH CLAIM TO BE THE FUCKING MORAL MAN? I STARTED MY RISE TO INFAMY FOR LIKE... Fuck, when I was still studying, it was a fucking social project to prove that others opinions DO NOT MATTER SHIT IN THE END! And now these bastards (some cult faggot and Some "Nerometal" which are probably the same queer) CLAIM TO BE THE MORALMAN? I AM THE MORAL MAN! I AM YOUR FRIENDLY RAPIST/SOCIOPATH! YOU FAKE QUEERMASTERS! I CHALLENGE YOU!

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

hi i'm a dick, i mean mitt romney

i feel like when the radish was discovered someone was like "hey lets call it rad!" and another guy was like "lets dial it down a bit"

Yeah sure comment below, and soylent green is fucking people! Moral: "You are judging the spitting image of yourself, except that you are doomed to remain ignorant and judgmental"

Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is worse than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? catching one with a pitchfork!!!!

A black person dies.

Why were there bones on the moon? The cow diden't make it.

What do you get when you mix Lil Wayne and Lil John? A full size John Wayne

What is the difference between a baby and a log? I don't have a log in my fireplace

I just got robbed by an invisible man!!!!

What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog.

How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

Why doesn't my mom make dinner anymore? she died in a fire on my birthday.