- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the hooker get for Christmas ? AIDS.

Have you seen the flock of birds? probably not because they hit a window and all died at impact.

Jolly Rancher the particle beam is in the alpha quadrant and we are good to go.Please confirm receipt of this communique. Cell Leader Iqbal

A police officer asks a witness of a murder what he witnessed. The man replies "A murder"

Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

What do you call Batman with a knife in his chest? Dead

Why did the black man repeatedly punch the white man? The two men were boxers. They were fighting in a charity boxing match. Revenue generated by the event went towards cancer research.

How do you kill Helen Keller? With a gun.

What do you call a black airline pilot? An airline pilot.

Whats the same about Jerry Seinfeld and Adam Sandler They are both comedians

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can't fly, what choice did it have? All it wanted to do was to get to the other side. That chicken knew what it wanted to do in life. What do you want to do with your life? Be chicken smart. Cross the road.

Miscarriages.

Why can't Emily swing because she has no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Emily

What happens when you throw a blue rock into red water? It gets wet...

What's sad about three black men in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? They were my friends.

A white guy, a mexican, and a black guy are in a race. Who always wins? Whichever one crosses the finish line first

How did the man die? A gorilla raped him

Why was the man wearing all white? He was a part of the Ku Klux Kan.

Yo mama's so fat that she needs substantially larger clothes than most other people

Why did the fungus leave the party? Truffle.

So this guy filled with blood, right? This caused his veins to protrude and him to bleed strongly when he cut his wrists with razors later that night- because of his struggle with depression and substance abuse.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a blind-deaf-mute.

So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

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