What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

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whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin get in the car.

what do u say to a man walking down the street nothing, u shouldnt talk to strangers

Why did the black man repeatedly punch the white man? The two men were boxers. They were fighting in a charity boxing match. Revenue generated by the event went towards cancer research.

What did god say when he made the first african american? "I got about 3 more humans to go and about 400,000,000 more insects and plants"..

Tiny timmy likes timmy turner in his time of tingling on christmas.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being raped What's worse than being Raped. Being Raped 2 times by a Giant Scorpion.

why did your mum die young because she had canser

boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

What do you call 10 old black people in a barn? Used farm equipment

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

a man makes a bad joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, the answer is to get to the other side, but this is an anti-joke site so I don't know why as it can't be it.

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

How do you confuse a Blondel? Tell her there's a demon in her liver

Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

A black man walks into a bank with a gun and askes where the safe is then procedes to shoots 3 white men inside of it. Everyone thanks him for stopping the armed bank robbers and he lives out the rest of his life in happiness for he is a hardworking cop and risks his life to save others.

What is long, hard and comes out of a gay persons bum? poo

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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