- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

Granny porn!

What's scarier than a ghost? Ur mum.

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

Womens Rights

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

Want to hear what's totally out of this world? Not wasting a whole page of space for something that doesn't even vaguely resemble a joke. [L]

How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

A man walks into a Norfolk pub. The landlord (not being very worldly) notices he is of Middle Eastern descent and asks "are you Bin Laden"? To this the man replies "No I bin Swaffham". (Needs to be said in Norfolk accent)

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He was butchered on the farm for chicken fingers.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

What do you call a saxaphone playing unicorn, that's flying away to a distant planet on a penguin? a dream

i see trees are green, Roses are red, Violets are blue and i think to myself What a Wonderful World

What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

Q: Where was Moses when the lights went out. A: In the dark.

No, Sarah. You know your hooks scratch the keys.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car and die.

So a horse walks into a barn.

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

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