- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your Black, Im Black, We're all Black

What's long and black? A 12 inch black dick.

Hey, Batman Yeah? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents!

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

What do you call a straight A student that takes 6 Vicodin's, 5 Percocet's, and 7 Adderalls? I don't know, but he will most likely die of drug overdose.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Roast Beef is a solid and Pea Soup is a liquid

My wife made me a sandwich

Did you hear about the dyslexic that choked on his own vimto?

Stranger at door: Knock knock Oliver Twist: Who's there? Stranger at door: Not your parents.

who is the shortest man in the world? ADITYA DEV

Q: Why can't Carl drive? A: Carl is a stone

Want to hear an anti joke? Me too thats why Im on this site.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Q: what do you call a man eating some chicken ? A: a hungry man (hahahahahahaha.......i should get a life)

Whats worse than anal sex Anal sex with razor blades

What's big, purple, and smells like children? Barney

Why was the black guy being talked to by several policemen? Because he was advertising a new renting deal on an apartment downtown and the two policemen were openly gay and have a right to live together.

Haikus are simple but sometimes they don't make sense refrigerator.

What's living, purple, yellow, and green? Nothing.

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The three of them discuss theology for quite some time and then begin approach various patrons with invites to attend their respective Sunday services.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit on the way there.

What's a foot long and slippery? A slipper.

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he was mentally handicaped

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. They were walking and baby tomato starts lagging behind. So the papa tomato stomps on the baby tomato and says nothing because tomatoes can't talk.

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