Q. Knock Knock A. Whose there? Q. how am i supposed to know why don't you answer it and find out you dumb ass! gosh.... people and their common sense these days!!

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What is orange and annoying? A purple potato.

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A blind man walks into a wall.

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How do you stop a bus? You press the brake pedal, causing the brake pads to squeeze the tires. Which will slow the momentum of the bus to the point of stopping.

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Why did the man enter the fridge? He was hot Why is the man not in the chicken shop Hes in the fridge

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How many dead babies can you fit in my truck? Thirty-seven and a half;)

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How do you stop a lawn mower? You throw a baby under it.

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Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

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Why couldn't John ride a bicycle? Because he is a fish.

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I agree Detroit sux. But the bulls suk too ya know

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What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

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no really what are ur names?

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The 70's called. They had the wrong number.

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How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

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24

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wanna hear a joke? womans rights

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Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

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When life gives you limes....... first you have some problem and second u throw them at people

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Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

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So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

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XD Okay then, just a little and I am not very fond of it, I mean I tried something called tekken but that just made me nauseus. Then I got into some car racing game years ago, RidgeRacer I think, but when I moved the car to the sides, I kinda involuntarily tilted to the sides, and ended up smacking on the ground a couple of times.

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Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Wat do u call a priests shit Holy shit

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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