You stink so bad that you should cleanse yourself via shower and/or bath.

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How do you end a sentence

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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What is the difference of The United States and 10 pounds of shit? Well,considering there are 50 united states,we would take 10 away from 50 for a total of 40. A very simple subtraction problem indeed.

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What do you call a black man in a suit and tie? Presumably affluent

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If life gives you melons, you have dyslexia.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You just died, and I'm laughing at you and your extremely ugly face.

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I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

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Hellen Keller walks into a bar. And a tree. And a lamp.

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Knock Knock I have a door bell It's broken Oh

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What did the black man do when KFC got his order wrong? He gave his receipt to the cashier and kindly asked for the correct meal.

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That awkward moment when you have to tell your child you wanted an abortion, and still wish you had.

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A drunk guy walks out of an AA meeting.

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What do you call a shoe with milk in it.... A milk shoe....

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i Have read and agreed to the terms of service

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Whats worse than burnt toast? Getting molested

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Very, very hungry.

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why did corey cross the road? the green man flashed.

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An Irishman walks out of a bar.

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your momma is so fat she has diabetes

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Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest? A: An investigator

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What is green and had wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.....

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Andy: Mom, I wish I was a dinosaur. Mom: Aw, that's cute! Why? Andy: Because dinosaurs do not suffer from terminal pancreatic cancer.

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A retarded man waks ito aaa baar

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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