- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

-Knock-knock. -Who's there? -Interrupting Doctor. -Interrup.. -You have cancer.

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

Why did Chuck Norris start crying? Because he was in a coma

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

What is the difference between a bright red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why didn't the Mexican have car insurance? Because he was 12 years old and didn't have a car so he had no need for car insurance.

OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

What do you call a puppy with one eye, one ear, and one leg? An ugly mother f*cker.

Why was the napkin wet? Some water was on it

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I LIKE TITS TITS

Billy: Why do pirates say rrrrr? Mark: I don't know, I'm not a pirate.

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