Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This is a Poem, your Adopted

All of the people in the burning building escaped except for one what was wrong with that one person? He was a blind, could not hear and was in a wheelchair.

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

Friends are like potatoes. I don't have any potatoes.

Skinny guy: Hey wanna hear a yo mama joke? Fat mother: Hey you wanna die?

Why couldn't the surgeon perform surgery? Because he was in court being sued due to the fact that he administered too much anesthesia to a patient, who later died of overdose..

a boy liked a girl. too bad she didn't like him.

Chuck noris is so awesome that he brings a knife to a gun-fight, and wins

What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

there once was a black man who played basketball

How do you make a gorilla stop chasing you? You shoot him.

Doctor Doctor! I think i'm epileptic! I'm not the Doctor, I'm the receptionist. You're a hypochondriac, now wait in the Que, like everybody else Mrs. Davis.

A: Roses are red, Violets are blue. B: Then why are they called violets? A: I NEVER NOTICED THAT!

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the shed I'm gonna screw you

What do you call a cow that is lying on a barn floor? A cow

Fill in the blank: Hello my name is ___, and today I would like to ask you why you put your real name in the blank? Posted by: BerserkSpoon

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple

A Black man walks into a gay bar. He has a great time because he is perfectly content with his sexuality.

What did the scarf say to the hat? Nothing, a scarf can't talk.

why was the hobo sad his box was confiscated

You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

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