Why did the chicken cross the road? Because of excess velocity.

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His face was drawn, but the curtains were real.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's rich...

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Whats bigger than a tree A bigger tree

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Why was john's balls itchy? Because he recently gained a severe infestation of pubic lice.

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If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

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Q.what has big ears? A.your vagina.

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Roses are red violets are blue you better run I see you

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Why did the teenage girl pee on a stick? She and her boyfriend had foolishly engaged in unprotected sex two weeks before, and she was now concerned that she may be pregnant.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

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How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

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A sober Irish individual.

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How many friends does it take to catch an owl? One because he was a bird catcher.

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What goes 100 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

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What is worse than being unemployed? Terminal Cancer

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You idiot.

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Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? However many needed.

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Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

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whats the difference between a chicken and a rooster. a rooster has a dick

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What comes after 69? mouthwash

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why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME

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Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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