- Anti Joke

Why did the business man jump into a mud puddle? He didn't. He was brutally stabbed to death then thrown in a pigpen in an attempt to conceal the evidence.

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

how does stephen hawking get an erection? he turns off his pop-up blocker

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

Why did the Japanese boy drop his sushi? He was hit by a tsunami

theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

Q: How do you stop a hijacked plane? A: The plane can't be hijacked because the pilots cabin is not accessable until the plane lands.

A man jumped off a bridge. He went bungee jumping with his family and had a great time.

Why Was 6 Afraid of 7? Because 7 was a Pedophile

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because it is very difficult for someone with a vision impairment to operate a vehicle.

whats worse than the holocaust? i don't know, the holocaust was pretty bad.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

my eyes hurt from what? being open too much

Once upon a time there was a man sleeping, Then he woke up.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

What's green and apple-y? You're gay.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin inside a blender.

Your mom is so ugly, she suffers from severe depression and regularly contemplates suicide.

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.