Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

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Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

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Lol (wow, I am using that a lot... BAAAD!) Anyway, yeaaaah, you thanked me for being who I am, this rush of happy drugs from the body is totally a sign of taking insult... Funny, I am not much of a endorphin person otherwise.

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what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

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Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

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Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

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A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

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Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

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Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

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If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

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What did the man want for his birthday? Chicken dinner serves 2-3 people

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What did Hitler say to Obama Nothing because Hitler is dead.

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roses are red violets are blue my dick hurts blue waffles

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench. The bucket.

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Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

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How will the world end? That information is unknown

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Wolfjob.

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What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

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why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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What's fun and challenging? Writing an anti-joke.

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Why did the cat die? To get to the other side

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What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

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