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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a blond was walking across a river thinking how do I get across. when she saw another blond. and asked how do I get to the other side and the other said your already on the other side.

how do you make holy water? you burn the hell out of it

96 there mad at each other instead its 69

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

why did the man die? he was shot

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's Supe- oh wait it is a plane

Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

Rebecca Black.

Once upon a time there was a pure and beautiful girl who lived with her step-mother and her two step-sisters. They made her live in the basement and had her do all the chores while they went to parties. Then social workers came and relocated her to a foster family.

whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, Some don't.

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

why is the man laughing. he isn't, he's just been informed he has testicular cancer.

John Cena

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

What do u call a boomerang that doesnt come back A stick

A man walks into a bar............. The bar explodes and everyone dies

Yo Mamma's so dumb... She cannot manage to find a decent job without her GED.

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

Did you hear about my new Muslim friend? Hes the bomb!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

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