- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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penis. nuff said.

why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

What happened when rudolf bucked Santa? Santa ripped his hooves off and started hitting his nose until it stopped glowing

What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

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Why did George shaw fall off the swin?. Because he got a bowl thrown at his head

Guys, I think I'm gonna apply to join the Crips. My SAT score is a 2050, and their average score is a 2200. My GPA, however, is a 4.6, and their average is only a 4.2. Do you guys think that they will take me? Or should I try and apply for the Bloods?

What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

seek beauty

A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

whats worse than having that Holocaust joke be the best anti-joke for months? Windows updates

What's worse than AIDS? Not getting your sandwich.

Why was the Jimmy Sad? Because he had Autism.

What happenend after the chicken tried to cross the road? a KFC opend

Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam. To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

Friends are like snow; they disappear when you pee on them.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on the training and hence productivity of the babies.

What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

Whats werst than taking candy from a baby. Throwing a baby off a cliff then eating the candy in fronts of its parents

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

What do you get when you cross an African, a white person, an Asian and a Spaniard? Society's worst nightmare

wanna here a joke? you.

A blonde walks into a bar; she orders and enjoys her drink and then leaves with her thirst quenched.

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