- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Ben." Ben who?" "Ben Dover!" "Ben,it's been 7 years. I already moved on and have a new husband and family. Stop coming here or I'm calling the police."

if life gives you melons, then you're most likely dyslexic.

What are blacks scared of? The kkk

what is orange and blue 2 colors

Wheres my hood? Behind your neck.

whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

i like it in the mouth

What do you call a man who can't sing. Untalented and he should probably find a new profession

Did I invite you to my birthday party? No. Then why are you at my birthday party?

What's long, hard, and black, and goes into wet things? A submarine.

Q: What's worse than spilling milk all over the floor? A: Cleaning up the milk you spilled all over the floor.

Q. Pete and Repeat were sitting on a wall. Repeat fell off. Which one was left? A. Pete. Yep.

How do chinese people call the firemen? By phone.

If you watch a pregnancy backwards, it is about a baby that is inserted between the legs of a woman and is slowly broken down for energy and the remains are finally sucked up by a man's genitals. There isn't a joke.

What do you call something thats mostly made of wood, big, round and stupid A retarded version of the Knights of the round table

Know what's funnier than the holocaust? Almost everything i can possibly imagine. The holocaust was a terrible case of mass extermination due solely to naxis racist views

A Priest and a young child walk into a dark alley.... It leads to a church and he talks to the young boy about God

If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? -Allergies.

What happened when the turkey jumped out of the airplane? It fell.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Whats worse than a rotten tomato. a fridge hitting your baby.

guy walks into a bar, ouch

What do two Jews have in common? They both practice the same religion.

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