- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Jimmy's bedroom door close? Because it had a tree blocking it.

You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

A duck walks into a bar and is immediately shot to prevent the spread of bird flu.

An asian and white guy walk into a bar, the white man says to the asian "Do I know you from somewhere?" The asian says. "Yes, I used to go to college with you." The white man remebers him, and they catch up on life.

Q: What did the skeleton order when he walked into a bar? A: A beer and a mop.

Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

Thats malarious! When something is so funny that... malaria

Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

Arrow in the Knee!

Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

ask me if im a boy are you a boy? none of your buisness.

Why did Jane break up with DeShawn? Cause they grew apart

What happened to him after he died? He got buried.

Q:what does jgjdhter hjldhgukrh mean A: it means something it is a real word

Roses are red, violets are blue Charcoal is black, and so is my neighbor

Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

a. how did you shoot the rabbit? b. with my banana

What did the boy with a crippled arm get for his birthday? A guitar.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was osama bin laden

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

what is blue and fluffy, a blue fluff. what is red and fluffy, a polar bear wiped in red paint. you probably should not have done that because now the polar bear is chasing after you.

I worship you Nero, and I wont even begin to explain myself why.

Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

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