How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? None, for the task at hand is so simple, you should do it.

What poops,smells bad,burps,wears diapers,farts,and screams spank me with a bib on That Depends what you do on saturday nights

Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

what does a jet and plane have in common? the letter "e"

How do you approach a hot guy in the library? Very quietly.

What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

What do you call a guy with a bomb strapped to his chest flying a plane? A pilot with a bomb strapped to his chest

what did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? get down.

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes

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A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

Sometimes an alligator will bring you apples. Sometimes it won't.

Why did the dog in Detroit die in the street? It was stabbed.

Yo Momma So Fat!

what do you call an elevator full of white people. a box of crackers

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

Johnny had 50 candy bars. He ate 45 of them. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes.

One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

You and your parents are going to die today

Gingers.

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

What is the pirate's favorite letter? Z.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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