why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

Soccer...

how do you kill chuck norris. you don't

Jane: The house is supposedly worth $ 6 million Jack: No way! The figure is made up.

What's funnier than 24? NOTHING!!!

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

What's black and white and red all over? A dying zebra.

what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

Why can't Johnny ride a bike? Because Johnny is a potato.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

Justin Bieber.

what happens when you piss on a dead monkey nothing you just lose the urge to pee O.o

Mom I am so sorry I molested you yesterday. Im not your mom! Phew, wanna go out?

What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

All Bin Laden wanted was peace on earth and good will toward men.

what happend to the kid standing on a railway, he got hit by a train

Did you hear the joke about the butter? No.

Your dads so fat he needs to go on a diet

If you peel my skin off, I won't cry, but you will. What am I? A human being with a high pain threshold.

where did juan go after getting hit by a bus? the ground

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