Q: What's worse than having a terrorist throw a fridge at you? A: World War 5

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Q: What would happen if you threw a red brick into the black sea? A: It would get wet.

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Q: Why do people post the same anti-joke a bajillion times in a row? A: Because they are stupid ass holes with absolutely no life.

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Why did the little girl lose her necklace? Because she got her head blown off

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Q: What did the banana say as it was being eaten? A: Nothing. Bananas are inanimate objects and therefore are incapable of talking.

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There is a mom a dad and a son, they walk into the museum and the dad is in the bathroom.

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knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

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Roses are red Violets are blue we're going to have sex because i'm stronger than you

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A man told his daughter not to give his dog coffee. His daughter turned and told him that she was his nurse and his alzheimers is getting worse.

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No.

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A man walks into a bar and notices a twelve inch tall man playing a small piano. He asks the bartender about it. The bartender explains that the pianist has worked there for some time, mostly performing on weeknights. The bartender also tells the man that he may be suffering some vision problems, as the pianist is about 5'8" or 5'9". Some time later the man visits an optometrist and finds out he has a severe case of astigmatism.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasnt due to the fact that numbers have no feeling.

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i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither Has He.

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Why can't girls count to seventy? Trick question. Clinical research has proven that a fair amount of girls are, in fact, capable of counting from one to seventy using ordinal numbers in the Arabic numeral system.

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What did the single woman get for Christmas? Raped.

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How do you make a retard make a sound like a dog? Douse him in gasoline and light him on fire. WOOF!

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why was the old man on the ground he fell

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SUCK MY NUTS

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Your mom is so fat, she had liposuction.

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Why did the man die a slow and painful death? Because he kept submitting stupid, recycled anti-jokes over and over; so, I killed him.

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Q. How did the blind man cross the road A. By an abmulance which took him to the hospital because his first attempt to cross was unsuccessful and the hospital was conventeintly located on the other side of the road.

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why was six afraid of seven? seven was a sex offender

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Why did the boy fall off the swings? He had no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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