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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the house that was made without concrete? It fell over.

Why was Timmy late for class? He got hit by a bus. Why was Jimmy late for class? He saw Timmy lying in the middle of the street, went out to help and got hit by another bus.

Why Bono always walk barefoot ? Because he's an asshole.

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How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

why did the koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

-Knock, knock! -Who is it? -Me

Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

The Walmart Scooterwhale (Terracetus obesitus) is the only member of the cetacean family to live in a terrestrial environment. Commonly found in large-scale grocery stores all across North America, it subsists mostly on fattening junk food, microwave popcorn, and beer.

How do you beat a black man in a race? You run faster then him.

Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

Why could the red heading boy sing higher notes than the blonde headed boy? He was castrated at birth.

why is pie good. because it just is.

Whats black,White and Asian? everything we are all equal

Q: How many jews can you fit in a car A: 2 in the front. 3 in the back and as many as you want in the ash tray.

Where was the declaration of independes? At the bottom

I'll have a chocolate milkshake, hold the onions.

How do you make a Chef cry? You kill his family.

We start counting at 1, therefore 0 is countless. I've slept with countless women.

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

What sinks quickly to the bottom of a river? Your dead parents.

A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

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