why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped six's mom.

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Four brothers joined the army and were deployed to Iraq. Two of them committed suicide.

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Why did the two blondes decide to ride in one car? Because it's more environmentally friendly than taking two cars.

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What is red and can fly? An elephant. I lied about being red. And I also lied about the flying part.

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A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

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How do you get a person to stop talking to you? Ask nicely to please be quiet and let me talk.

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How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

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Why did the weiner dog have a bad childhood? Uncle Monty put his foot up its arse on a daily basis before chewing dorris's nose, ears and eyelids.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Anal.

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Jesus hates you this I know, because Buddha told me soo.

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penis?

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Why was the tree sad? Trees cannot think or move, and thus cannot feel emotions.

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What do you get when you put Star Wars and Disney together? A Bad Sequel

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Whats bright red and claws at the window? Baby in a microwave.

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Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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What's brown, sticky, green, yellow, and orange that rides a unicycle? I have no clue, that's why I asked.

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What's worse than being a Packer fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... Oh, wait...

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If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is a video worth?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate your mom.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I dont know so why are you asking?

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what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic

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A.do i have alzheimer's? B.yes A.do i have alzheimer's?

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Q. If you're paddling up river and you lose three tires, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? A. Purple because ice cream has no bones.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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