What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

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What's the deal with airplane food? I've never tried it. I'm just curious how it was.

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Once upon a time, A lonely man was living in the woods. He died of exhaustion, dehydration, starvation, and bacterial infection. The end. Once upon a time, Another lonely man was living in the woods. He built a house, made a well, made a farm, got married, had kids, and had a wonderful life. The end.

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When is a door not a door? When it's a pair of titties!

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Q: What's purple and flies? A: Super Grape

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Why was little Bobby Smith crying on Christmas day? Because the doctor diagnosed him with terminal cancer.

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Why did the chicken open door? It can't. Chickens don't have hands.

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why didn't Marlin monroe ( http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marilyn_Monroe ) use the iphone app guitar hero because she died before the iphone was invented !

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KENNAH CAMPIONS LAUGH

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Why did the man look in the mirror? To see his reflection.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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What did the retard say to the other retard.. hey timmy how was work?

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Two penguins in a bath tub, one says "Pass me the soap" and the other one says "What do you think I am, a radio!"

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What is black and goes blub-blub? A black blub-blub. Good job. What is red and goes blub-blub? There is no such thing as a red blub-blub, you idiot.

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A white man went to the basketball court to play basketball and was confronted by a group of black men. They kindly invited the white man to play basketball with them and they had a nice day

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I never knew I was dyslexic. Then one day I showed up to a toga party dressed as a goat.

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what did the ox say to his son when he left for collage? bison

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What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

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why did the Japanese father cry? because when america bombed japan in wwll it happened to kill the rest of his family

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge. Why did Sally fall off her bike? She was hit by a falling monkey and fridge.

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How do you tell if an elephant has been in your refrigerator? You find someone you trust and say "an elephant has been in my refrigerator".

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What happens when your scared half to death...twice!!? Nothing, being scared half to death is an expression, you should not be fearing for your life.

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What did Osama Bin Laden say before was captured? nothing the U.S. military slit his throat on site

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justin bieber: ask me if im a boy are you a boy? no.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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