- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are black violets are black We are all black?! SHIT IM COLOUR BLIND

How do you minimize the likelihood of theft? Take the derivative.

Your blood is red. Your bruises are blue. I have a gun. Now drag your carcass away from my residence.

What do you call a squirrel in my yard? Dead.

Q:how do you make a rockstar cry? A: hit him with a breifcase

Ian Watkins was excited to attend the opening of the children's ward at the hospital today. It went well and the day was a success.

The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

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What do you call a man who is walking into walls and poles? A blind man who really needs your help.

What do you call someone with no arms, one leg,and an eye patch? names

What's the difference between a melon? One of its halves are both the same.

I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

Autism... is not funny at all, it is a serious issue in today's day and age and must be addressed and cured

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

What's the difference between girl scouts and boy scouts? Girl scouts are usually females and boy scouts are usually males.

Why are roses red ? Ass in my face .

Why was little Jimmy sad? Multiple complications including broken bones, a fractured skull, liver disease, and the fact that all his family had been gassed by the Nazis.

What did the Police Officer do after he made a positive identification of a Prostitute? He proceeded to pay her in cash for sexual favors because prostitution is legal in the state of Nevada

the man walked into the bar and said ur gay

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into your grandmother and finding a fish

What's sweet and tastes like candy? Candy, now get in the van.

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes.

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