- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. It's head was cut off and it didn't know where it was

My dog has no nose, how does it smell? Using its anus.

A dyslexic pervert asks to see a woman's bar. Then he is chased to the bra next door.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet, And so is she.

Q-what did the bus say to the other bus? A-nothing, buses are incapable of talking

Q: Whats the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

Roses are red violets are blue I have herpees.

i hate black people

Where's Stevin Hawkins? He went for a walk.

roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

You have 10 apples and 12 cabbages How many pizzas can you fit on the roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

Knock Knock. Who's there? (Knocker runs for his life).

"Knock knock," "Who's there?" "Black man," "Black man who?" "Gimme yo money!"

What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson bleeding, I spelled " red" wrong

What did the Orange say to the Apple? Hi

Whats long and hard and women like to suck on them? A popsicle or long lollipop

Q: How did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: How did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was taped on to the first one!

What's green, brown, red, and is covered with crumbs in a ditch on the side of the road? A girl-scout who got hit by a car...

What did the girl say to the boy? Hi.

What's grey and can't climb trees? A parking lot.

What boy with no arms get on his birthday? Lego.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead. Dead people can't drive.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

what is the difference between jelly and jam? jelly is smoother where jam has chunks of fruit in it...... and i cant jelly my penis down your throat

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