- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funny about water, food, and shelter? Nothing, those are essential necessities to live your life, unless you have chains attached to your ankles with bricks on the other end and you're thrown in the middle of the ocean with no chance what so ever

What's black and doesn't work? My Blackberry, but luckily it was still under guarantee and the situation was solved swiftly and relatively drama free.

Q.What did the homeless kid get from santa? A. Play Doe. Because he was a good boy. Q.what did the Rich Kid get form santa? A Coal. Because he was a bod boy. The rich kid then got mad and threw the coal at the homeless kid hitting him on the head which killed him of enturnaly bleeding.

Q: What's the biggest lie ever? A: Saying you read the Terms of Service

A woman sees a sign on a store that says "husbands for sale." Curious, she walks inside. The clerk says "These men will be perfect husbands, they'll cook and clean for you and see to your every need." Shocked, the woman calls the police and reports the store for human trafficking.

Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

Thats what she said

What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

Miscarriages.

Banana Hamock.

What's Mackaulay Culkin's favorite salad dressing? Neverland Ranch.

A man was walking down the street He was then killed in a drive by.

What's awesome and looks like a pumpkin? An awesome pumpkin.

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

I would have buttered my bread, but the pool was cold.

Why did the little boy tell his classmates jokes? To try and fit in for once.

Q: why does the fire breather hate his job A: his parents were burned to death MR

Q: What's gray and comes in gallons? A: Gray paint.

What group of people do the police target? Criminals.

Why can't the black person drown? He is very well trained at swimming.

How do you kill a innocent young boy walking from school? I don't know but do you want to enjoy a refreshing beverage of creaming soda?

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