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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a baby and a log? I don't have a log in my fireplace

What is the difference between Acenaphthoquinone and Acetoguanamine? I don't know...

"what's fat,stupid,and has a shell" "i don't know what" "you, i lied about the shell"

Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

A: knock knock B: the door is open, why don't you come right in?

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

what do you call two mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan

What's the difference between a black man and a couch? One is a human being and one is a piece of furniture.

Why do nascar drivers wreck Jeff gordon's bad racing Stupidity And kyle buschs great wrecking ability

yo mamas so fat whenever she wears a pink bathing suit people say "look at that fat lady wearing a pink bathing suit!

Chuck Norris is so strong that he could bench almost 250 pounds in his heyday.

Q: What did the black man say to the other black man? A: Nothing. They didn't know each other.

Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

A horse walks into a bar, it broke both its legs and was then put down.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

What's worse then falling off a buliding? Falling of a higher building.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

There was this fruit joke, but it had no punchline.

Q: Why can you not thumb up your own comment? A: "You've already voted" douche...

Why wasn't the old woman sitting on the porch? Because she got raped by a big scorpian.

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