- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

well use a tissue!

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

your mother is so fat that I am concerned that her health is at stake and she may develop diabetes and heart disease

Roses are red, Violets are Violets. Screw this poem. Potato.

What did the teenage girl get for her birthday? Pregnant.

What did the man say when he saw a purple cow? Nothing. He was blind.

How do you greet a small mexican man at Chuck E. Cheese? Whatsup Jose

Knock, knock ... ... ... Well I guess no one is home.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Q: Why Did The Family Eat Olive Garden For Dinner A: Because it was a simple way to please everyone but letting them choose their own meal

What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? I don't know... That action was so barbarous that it freaked me out, and I was no longer in the vicinity of the area. Since I don't have supersonic hearing, I couldn't pick up anything they were saying...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its instincts were telling it that the higher amount of grass on the other side of the road would lead to an increase in the odds of survival due to a more adequate source of food and nourishment.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

The man walked into the church and stayed there.

why do girls like grey's anatomy so much? because they are girls

You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

what should you say when your mates nan is in hospital with a broken leg??? ha ha my nan can stand up shes just genetically better

the more I study the more I know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, why study?

What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

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