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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

This is a joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

Why do canadians have a lower violent crime rate than the U.S? Because they were all raped as children and are now afraid of getting raped again when bathing in prision.

I'm winning at Scrabble.

whats the difference between ur mom and my mom? nothing i slept with both of them

black people

Knock Knock Who's there? UPS you have a package from Amazon. \ Oh, Thanks, where do I sign? Right here. Ok, thanks, have a nice day. Thanks you too.

What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

roses are red violets are blue my dick hurts blue waffles

why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

What do Jesus, The Easter Bunny, and Santa Claus all have in common? Their middle names are all Larry.

What's worse than the Holocost? Two worms in your apple.

What's worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trash can 1 baby in 10 trash cans

Q: What did jerry sandusky do with little boys alone? A: Teach them how to play football

Q: how do you catch a bear? A: you dig a hole, fill the hole with ashes, surround the hole with peas, and when the bear comes to take a pea kick him in the ash hole

Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

A man with a broken arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "Yes, with proper medical attention and rest, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I broke my arm, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

I don't know about anybody else, but I just watched a part of a My Little Pony episode, and there's something about them that makes you want to come back and watch more. It's wierd, like mind control. Has anyone noticed this?

there's a blonde and a brunette jumping out of a plane, what one hits the ground first? they both hit at the same time because gravity pulls everything down towards the earth at the same pace

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