- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he was laughing so hard at the man who farted and burped at the same time.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

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why couldn't the little boy sleep? he was being tortured.

That awkward moment when sentences don't end the way you octopus.

Why wasn't Kevin Love able to draw a perfect circle. Because, he just wasn't able to get the job done

Whats slower than molasses? A dead baby.

Why was little Alice and her family at the graveyard? Well someone had to come at her funeral...

Why did the Football Coach go to the Bank?? To Cash his Paycheck.

Why little Susie often molested as a child? She was probably a good-looking child.

Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

Have you heard of the Armenian genocide? No? Me neither.

Why did the girl ask for anal? She didn't. She was raped.

roses are gray, violets are gray, Im a dog

Knock knock! Who's there? A Doorbell salesman.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesnt rhyme And your entire family died trying to fly to your house for Christmas. They crashed into a orpanage for death children. There were no survivors.

What does little Tommy and a tomato have in common? They are both vegetables. Oh wait, a tomato is a fruit.

Whats yellow and gives you cancer? The sun

One night, a heartbroken magician named Jeff went to a bar. Jeff met a nice girl, and they talked and laughed together for hours. After a while, Jeff asked her, "do you want to see a magic trick?" She ate his wiener.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger Stand a little taller Doesn't mean I'm lonely when I'm alone What doesn't kill you is a bad attempt on your life.

Q~ What did the black man say to the priate when he pulled out a AK47? A~ "This is a gun. im going to kill you with it."

Want to know how the dyslexic man with no left arm and no left leg? All left

How many dinosaurs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if you're talking about T. Rexes, you can forget about it! Their arms are too short to do anything! They can't even beat off!

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